For the past couple of decades, the right wing nutjobs have been stuck in an infinite payback loop. “You guys got Richard Nixon shitcanned –  so we’re going after Bill Clinton” (calling for his impeachment before his inauguration). “You guys made fun of W’s inability to articulate in public – so we’re going to mock Obama’s teleprompter” (as IF). “You guys interviewed dumb TeaBaggers (because that’s all there were out there) – so we’re going to cherry pick Wall Street protesters and make them appear to be stupid and out of touch”. Etc., etc. It’s as weak as it is obvious.

Let me start off by saying I thought we were taking about Pat Robertson, then I thought Phil Mickelson. I have never watched Duck Dynasty and had no idea who Phil Robertson was. And after today I will go back to my state of blissful ignorance about what “America” is watching on teevee. I only know this because of Twitter, so fuck you.

The vile, crusty, Old Testament facial hair wearing, putrid cracker charlatan in this Free Speech Cluster Duck. says he is “white trash” but they were just “the blacks” because the “trash” is implied. Yup, no racism here. If only he’d gone on to ask how come HE didn’t get to say THAT WORD, when those rapper guys call each other it ALL THE TIME, he’d be three for three. I think he was just pointing out that he understands the stratification of his Jim Crow world: at the the bottom you have the “the blacks,” but only a small notch above them, the white trash. It’s his way of expressing affinity with the “the blacks.”

Très charmant

Governor Bobby Jindal (R – Middle Earth) said, “Phil Robertson and his family are great citizens of the State of Louisiana.”

Lemme stop you right there, Piyush. If by “great citizens” you mean “Louisiana gets OODLES of their tax muneez plus basically free publicity for a godforsaken part of the state that no one in their right mind would otherwise visit,” then yes, the Duck Dynasty klan are probably great. But most Louisianians I know visibly cringe whenever Dickhead DieNasty comes on Teevee because it makes us look like a bunch of inbred stupid fucking hicks. So in short, Bobby, kindly STFU and get back to your real job of ruining Louisiana for decades to come.

Now, back to Wife Swamp, Snorters, and Lizard Dick Ice-Trucker Towing.

thanks, kristen vallow

Fed up with sharing your insurance plan with whores and gays? Well, now there is a clean alternative- an Xtian HMO (Holyrollers Moneymaking Operation), called Medi-share and it is NOT, I repeat NOT a health insurance plan, says the president of the health insurance plan:

“It isn’t insurance; it’s a nationwide network of Christians who save money by sharing each other’s medical bills. We get to pick our own doctors, and our share is almost 40 percent less than our old premium. …

A difficult problem for right-wingers: ALL insurance is “socialized.” You join a pool and you share the risk. The only difference between single-payer nationalized health insurance and good-old private industry insurance is that before the pay-outs the private industry skims off big bucks for their CEOs. Anyway,

“Medi-Share is a health-sharing ministry, which makes it exempt from the health reform laws.”

And just what kind of un-freedomy health reform laws, pray tell, does Medi-Share exempt itself from?

The coverage doesn’t include products of “un-Biblical lifestyles,” such as contraception or substance rehab, or some preventive medicine, including colonoscopies and annual mammograms. Those policies lead to lower costs for all members”.

The Bible says NOTHING about cancer, diabetes and heart disease; that means these things are “non-biblical” and not covered, right? But, good news if you’ve got leprosy.Yes, of course eliminating basic coverage of un-Biblical things like the chest and the colon is going to lead to lower costs, that’s 1/4 of your body right there! If you’re living the clean Biblical life, your chest area will be fine. Also, refusing to cover people with pre-existing conditions really cuts down on the cost.

How it works is, when you have a medical bill, you submit it to the organization. If it meets the eligibility requirements and your annual medical expenses have exceeded the threshold in the plan you signed up for, the bill is “shared”—that is, covered. If your submission is rejected, you have the right to file an appeal. “A randomly selected jury of seven of your Medi-Share peers will consider the facts of the case and determine whether to cover the expense.” DEATH PANELS!! Xian non-insurance gots DEATH PANELS!!! INPEACH!!!!!!!! Okay, now that know all about it, you are dying to know how you can get in on this sweet non-coverage coverage.

To join Medi-Share, members must pledge their Christian faith and promise not to drink, take drugs or have sex outside of a traditional marriage. A reference from a minister may also be requested. Certain pre-existing conditions render applicants ineligible, while chronic issues such as obesity sometimes lead to acceptance into the program contingent on undergoing wellness counseling.

Yup, for practically dollars a day, you can opt out of that satanical, mostly for whore and gays Obamacare and opt-in to pure, clean living Biblecare. And as long as we don’t ever get sick, especially not in the upper bodies or rear regions that Jesus hates so much, you will be taken care of. the way God intended, by depending on an act of Christian Charity from your christian brothers and sisters – especially where money is involved, this kind of sends a cold chill down your spine, doesn’t it?. Remember, just because you’re a member of a buyer’s club doesn’t exempt you from anything. If your club buys noninsurance, and the law says you have to buy insurance, then you will have to buy insurance regardless of how much noninsurance you buy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw8AU3wMsM&noredirect=1

As long as I live, I’ll never forget the speech he gave the day at a rally in Cape Town in 1990. Not one word of retribution or anger. Soon followed by the Truth and Reconciliation Commissions: “Witnesses who were identified as victims of gross human rights violations were invited to give statements about their experiences, and some were selected for public hearings. Perpetrators of violence could also give testimony and request amnesty from both civil and criminal prosecution.” Meanwhile, the New York Times is mischaracterizing Mandela an “icon of “peaceful resistance”. It’s amusing to see how confused the media gets over Mandela’s long and loyal friendship with History’s Second Greatest Monster (after Jimmy Carter, of course), Fidel Castro. Anyway, the ANC was in a shooting war against apartheid. The white racist government several times offered Mandela his freedom if he would renounce the violent struggle – he refused. Every day after his release that there wasn’t a bloodbath seemed like a triumph. I’ll tell you one thing, the white people of South Africa have an awful lot to thank Mandela for. Starting with their lives.