Let me start off by saying I thought we were taking about Pat Robertson, then I thought Phil Mickelson. I have never watched Duck Dynasty and had no idea who Phil Robertson was. And after today I will go back to my state of blissful ignorance about what “America” is watching on teevee. I only know this because of Twitter, so fuck you.
The vile, crusty, Old Testament facial hair wearing, putrid cracker charlatan in this Free Speech Cluster Duck. says he is “white trash” but they were just “the blacks” because the “trash” is implied. Yup, no racism here. If only he’d gone on to ask how come HE didn’t get to say THAT WORD, when those rapper guys call each other it ALL THE TIME, he’d be three for three. I think he was just pointing out that he understands the stratification of his Jim Crow world: at the the bottom you have the “the blacks,” but only a small notch above them, the white trash. It’s his way of expressing affinity with the “the blacks.”
Très charmant
Governor Bobby Jindal (R – Middle Earth) said, “Phil Robertson and his family are great citizens of the State of Louisiana.”
Lemme stop you right there, Piyush. If by “great citizens” you mean “Louisiana gets OODLES of their tax muneez plus basically free publicity for a godforsaken part of the state that no one in their right mind would otherwise visit,” then yes, the Duck Dynasty klan are probably great. But most Louisianians I know visibly cringe whenever Dickhead DieNasty comes on Teevee because it makes us look like a bunch of inbred stupid fucking hicks. So in short, Bobby, kindly STFU and get back to your real job of ruining Louisiana for decades to come.
Now, back to Wife Swamp, Snorters, and Lizard Dick Ice-Trucker Towing.