Fed up with sharing your insurance plan with whores and gays? Well, now there is a clean alternative- an Xtian HMO (Holyrollers Moneymaking Operation), called Medi-share and it is NOT, I repeat NOT a health insurance plan, says the president of the health insurance plan:
“It isn’t insurance; it’s a nationwide network of Christians who save money by sharing each other’s medical bills. We get to pick our own doctors, and our share is almost 40 percent less than our old premium. …
A difficult problem for right-wingers: ALL insurance is “socialized.” You join a pool and you share the risk. The only difference between single-payer nationalized health insurance and good-old private industry insurance is that before the pay-outs the private industry skims off big bucks for their CEOs. Anyway,
“Medi-Share is a health-sharing ministry, which makes it exempt from the health reform laws.”
And just what kind of un-freedomy health reform laws, pray tell, does Medi-Share exempt itself from?
The coverage doesn’t include products of “un-Biblical lifestyles,” such as contraception or substance rehab, or some preventive medicine, including colonoscopies and annual mammograms. Those policies lead to lower costs for all members”.
The Bible says NOTHING about cancer, diabetes and heart disease; that means these things are “non-biblical” and not covered, right? But, good news if you’ve got leprosy.Yes, of course eliminating basic coverage of un-Biblical things like the chest and the colon is going to lead to lower costs, that’s 1/4 of your body right there! If you’re living the clean Biblical life, your chest area will be fine. Also, refusing to cover people with pre-existing conditions really cuts down on the cost.
How it works is, when you have a medical bill, you submit it to the organization. If it meets the eligibility requirements and your annual medical expenses have exceeded the threshold in the plan you signed up for, the bill is “shared”—that is, covered. If your submission is rejected, you have the right to file an appeal. “A randomly selected jury of seven of your Medi-Share peers will consider the facts of the case and determine whether to cover the expense.” DEATH PANELS!! Xian non-insurance gots DEATH PANELS!!! INPEACH!!!!!!!! Okay, now that know all about it, you are dying to know how you can get in on this sweet non-coverage coverage.
To join Medi-Share, members must pledge their Christian faith and promise not to drink, take drugs or have sex outside of a traditional marriage. A reference from a minister may also be requested. Certain pre-existing conditions render applicants ineligible, while chronic issues such as obesity sometimes lead to acceptance into the program contingent on undergoing wellness counseling.
Yup, for practically dollars a day, you can opt out of that satanical, mostly for whore and gays Obamacare and opt-in to pure, clean living Biblecare. And as long as we don’t ever get sick, especially not in the upper bodies or rear regions that Jesus hates so much, you will be taken care of. the way God intended, by depending on an act of Christian Charity from your christian brothers and sisters – especially where money is involved, this kind of sends a cold chill down your spine, doesn’t it?. Remember, just because you’re a member of a buyer’s club doesn’t exempt you from anything. If your club buys noninsurance, and the law says you have to buy insurance, then you will have to buy insurance regardless of how much noninsurance you buy.