Author Archives: kara

About kara

We know our letters just fine, and we know our numbers to a certain point, but books were always the realm of four-eyed poindexters with bowler hats and cravats. That’s why it pleases us so that America’s proud illiterates are finally stepping up and pushing back against the crushing tide of education that threatens to swallow us all into its gaping maw of checked facts. Champions of the Ignorantiat will not like it here.

On the Nightstand.

Rich Boy by Sharon Pomerantz

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Stalwart Conservative Tomes Need to be Smoked Outta Their Holes

  The sorrowful scene at a closeout sale at an LA suburban Borders had the 22,000-square-foot space draped with those tragic yellow and red signs proclaiming, “Everything goes!” “Everything on sale!” and “Up to 90% off!” With but a few … Continue reading

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Shelf Shuffling

I often hide the great works of the lunatic fringe with other books, because I am twelve.

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On the Nightstand

Room by Emma Donoghue Publication Date: September 2010, 336 pp

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Judge us not by our Summer Trash.

Labor Day is approaching, and I am racing to the finish to complete the last installment in a summer reading list so grotesque, so trashy, I shame myself. The post–Labor Day moratorium on white shoes and clothes has long ranked … Continue reading

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On the Nightstand

I bought the downoad ’cause I was a-scared to have to look at the book cover. Inside Scientology by Janet Reitman Hughton Mifflin Harcourt, July 2011

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Dusty Tomes

MacLeod’s Books in downtown Vancouver has floor to cathedral-ceiling shelves teetering with books, books stacked on the floor, on chairs, on the steps. There is a nary a computer in sight, yet with the help of an exceedingly knowledgable staff, … Continue reading

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Great Snacks in Literature

Nancy Drew’s Roadwise Meal from “The Sign of the Twisted Candle”. In The Sign of the The Twisted Candle, Nancy, George and Bess stop at a quirky roadside Inn stop for a light snack of tea and cinnamon toast, but when news … Continue reading

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Full Disclosure, Confessions from the Bottom Shelf.

I cannot believe the unmitigated shit I’ve read during the month of July. I lay blame on: weakness of an addled mind that needs diversions from reality, and the ability to download salacious shit instantly onto my ipad in bed late … Continue reading

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Books-A-Million Minus 30.

  The last-ditch deal that would have had Books-A-Million buy 30 Borders‘ stores –saving nearly 1000 jobs – fell to shit today, signaling a final and certain end for all Borders stores from sea to shining sea. Those 30 stores would have … Continue reading

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