We know our letters just fine, and we know our numbers up to a certain point, but books have always been the realm of four-eyed poindexters with bowler hats and cravats. We – the literati – must prepare ourselves for when America’s proud illiterates finally step up and push back against the crushing tide of education that threatens to swallow us all into its gaping maw of checked facts. And what better way to arm ourselves for the inevitable Crusades against the Champions of the Ignorantiat than to read more books.
