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this morning from Gawker
Maybe the proms in the Bible were segregated. Maybe the white kids are just embarrassed because they can’t dance. Because, one of our goodly folks in our nation’s executive branches – Georgia Governor Nathan Deal – is refusing to endorse an “integrated prom” in the year of the lord two thousand thirteen. Why, you ask? Duh, because the librulz are for it. He wrote:
“This is a leftist front group for the state Democratic party and we’re not going to lend a hand to their silly publicity stunt.”
Right, because refusing to de-segregate a high school prom definitely doesn’t play into the interests of the Democratic party in any way. No, see, Gov shitforbrains, if you read any newspaper you’d know that it’s the students whoa are calling for an end to the integrated proms. But’s it’s more ….childish?…dumb? to claim it’s a “stunt” by those evil ol’ liberals, who are opposed to a segregated prom, those nazi-commies want to destroy all our cherished traditions. The glorious segregated prom with its romantic prom lighting courtesy of the local Klan chapter’s cross burning extravaganza – it’s a tradition beloved by all! Except by nazi-commie liberals and only nazi-commie liberals. Any Republicans who don’t favor this are clearly RINOs. Because, Freedom!!! Because, State’s Rights!! because, Benghazi!! There ARE no black Republicans in Georgia, so why would he feel any need to represent black voters? Or white voters who want an integrated prom; they’re obviously ALL liberal nazi-commie Demon-crats. If a bloc of voters disagrees with the governor’s policies, but didn’t vote for him, then it’s the Governor’s job to ignore and denigrate that bloc of voters. That’s called bipartisan representation and the unified executive!
For the love of Christ, when I imagine the kind of society we could have without dragging the dead weight of these sub-literate, brain-damaged, Neo-Confederate savages around, I get positively dizzy. Please, for the love of fucking god, just do what your cultural and political forebears did and secede. No one wants to stop you this time. NO ONE. Then you can regress to the 7th Century (a time, coincidentally, that Islam was the most advanced, enlightened civilization in the world), on your own, and at long last, decent people will no longer have to suffer the litany of ill effects of your goddamned pathology. I hope the activist neanderthals on the “Supreme” Court are now aware that their explicit or implied suggestion during oral arguments that since President Obama, this great nation has become “post-racial” is a fucking fantasy and eve though we shouldn’t , we do still need the Voting Rights Act. Small wonder Bamz is having such an easy time of it as President.
I wonder what tune the chickenshit, pig-eyed, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, cross-burning, goat-fucking redneck Governor will be singing when his son goes to the ghey prom with a dude. because, good news folks! Some White People are also Gay.
Brad Paisley needs to write a new song about being an “Accidental Segregationist.” (Not that this is actually accidental either.)
Your move, Mississippi.
According to a CNN report, former Vice President Dick Cheney (R – Abode of the Damned), dropped by a Republican leadership event to issue a dire warning on North Korea:
“We’re in deep doo doo.”
The remark came, according to a GOP aide, as Cheney described how North Korean leader Kim Jong Un represents an unpredictable menace to the United States and doesn’t “share the United States worldview.”
One lawmaker present at the session, Rep. Steve Southerland of the great state of Florida, said Cheney wore a cowboy hat and “looked really good, spoke really clearly, lucidly.” He noted that the last time Cheney was on Capitol Hill he “didn’t look good – very frail, but in this meeting he looked great!” (in 2010, Mr. Cheney had the hearts of healthy young men stuffed into his chest cavity).
Despite his urgent (and slightly scatological) warning about the communist regime, Cheney “didn’t give any specific policy recommendations or critiques of how the Obama administration is handling the situation in North Korea.”
No, see Dick, you cowboy-hat wearing putrid corpse, we’d be in “deep doo doo” if you were still in office. You see, North Korea would have already attacked (naturally, after you had received ample intelligence to prevent the attack), and we would be invading the good people of South Korea in search of those elusive WMD’s.
As to him “looking really great!”, good, now he’s healthy enough to stand trial in The Hague.
Crimewatchers gather round!
Who the hell is this woman with the bulldog underbite and the rooster hairdo? This, folks, is who the Jodi Arias defense chose as their “expert”, apparently based entirely on the title of her book. This is Alyce LaViolette aka the only person on earth who thinks Jodi Arias is telling the truth about anything. It’s true, Ms. Alyce finds NO evidence that the pathological liar was lying to her, and may or may not have realized mid-way through her cross-examination that she had been basing 99% of her findings on Jodi’s lies.
I have this lady pretty much figured out. She is an opinionated, blinkered narcissist who craves having control over the lives of other people and with no understanding of the concept of neutrality as a starting point. She is a dimly- educated bully, desperately seeking recognition as a seasoned “expert”. Her defensiveness is palpable. She is acutely ashamed of her lack of credentials. She received her Associate’s Degree in “physical education.” Alyce LaViolette wanted to be a gym teacher before switching to another “easy” path….Psychology – aka the last refuge of those who couldn’t get their real estate license. LaViolette – who surprised everyone when she mentioned she had children – and I say this after careful consideration – does not like the menfolk. From day one, she could not hide her snarling contempt for the diminutive prosecutor – even having the audacity to tell him that if he were a client of hers, she would put him in “time out! She is a blathering narcissist, a ‘hostile witness’, arguing very prosecution question. She addresses “Mr. Martinez” in a supercilious way, calling him out on the way in which he speaks to her, like she’s Princess Diana and not a witness in a murder case. She no doubt feels that Juan Martinez’s aggressive demeanor constitutes “domestic battery”.
Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian and improbably famous assclown Donald Trump is a laughing stock in Scotland as well as in America! The Scottish government approved an experimental, 11-turbine windfarm off the coast of Trump’s disgusting golf resort overlooking the North Sea. The awful billionaire claims that the green project will obstruct the views from his billion-dollar resort, potentially costing him millions.
The project is chiefly designed to test and evaluate advanced new offshore wind power designs, potentially helping to find new breakthrough technologies. But, Trump thinks it’s ugly (He obviously hasn’t looked in a mirror lately), and will diminish the value of his bloated, rich fatcats playground, so of course it Has to Go. Reasonable people disagree.
In a statement, the developer attacked his former friend and ally Alex Salmond, the first minister:
“This was a purely political decision. As dictated by Alex Salmond, a man whose obsession with obsolete wind technology will destroy the magnificence and beauty of Scotland. Likewise, tourism, Scotland’s biggest industry, will be ruined. We will spend whatever monies are necessary to see to it that these huge and unsightly industrial wind turbines are never constructed.”
Because there’s nothing like an influx of funds from energy sales to destroy an economy. Who would be left to knit big sweaters for ponies and kilts to sell to tourists or bake scones and haggis to serve in bed and breakfasts when they’re all working real jobs managing and servicing wind farms? Why, it might even drive wages up and deprive Trump’s obscene golf adventure of low-paid employees willing to grovel in fear of poverty.
Fergus Ewing, the Scottish energy minister, said the £230m project would be capable of generating up to 100MW of power, enough for nearly half of Aberdeen’s homes. Or, according to Trump:
“All over the world they (turbines) are being abandoned, but in Scotland they are being built! We will put our future plans in Aberdeen on hold, as will many others, until this ridiculous proposal is defeated. Likewise, we will be bringing a lawsuit within the allocated period of time to stop what will definitely be the destruction of Aberdeen and Scotland itself.”
Get it right up ye, Trump! Wi’ yer big mooth, loads of dosh and extreme right-wing ideology ye thought wee Scotland would just roll over and cede to all your demands. Well ye thought wrong. And ye don’t like not gettin’ yer way, do ye? Well tough titty pal! Suck it up. Away ye go son, back wi’ yer tail between yer legs tae yer Tea Party nutters and greet yer eyes oot tae them. Couldn’t ye just hold a toy one in front of ye face and power all of New York?