Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian and improbably famous assclown Donald Trump is a laughing stock in Scotland as well as in America! The Scottish government approved an experimental, 11-turbine windfarm off the coast of Trump’s disgusting golf resort overlooking the North Sea. The awful billionaire claims that the green project will obstruct the views from his billion-dollar resort, potentially costing him millions.
The project is chiefly designed to test and evaluate advanced new offshore wind power designs, potentially helping to find new breakthrough technologies. But, Trump thinks it’s ugly (He obviously hasn’t looked in a mirror lately), and will diminish the value of his bloated, rich fatcats playground, so of course it Has to Go. Reasonable people disagree.
In a statement, the developer attacked his former friend and ally Alex Salmond, the first minister:
“This was a purely political decision. As dictated by Alex Salmond, a man whose obsession with obsolete wind technology will destroy the magnificence and beauty of Scotland. Likewise, tourism, Scotland’s biggest industry, will be ruined. We will spend whatever monies are necessary to see to it that these huge and unsightly industrial wind turbines are never constructed.”
Because there’s nothing like an influx of funds from energy sales to destroy an economy. Who would be left to knit big sweaters for ponies and kilts to sell to tourists or bake scones and haggis to serve in bed and breakfasts when they’re all working real jobs managing and servicing wind farms? Why, it might even drive wages up and deprive Trump’s obscene golf adventure of low-paid employees willing to grovel in fear of poverty.
Fergus Ewing, the Scottish energy minister, said the £230m project would be capable of generating up to 100MW of power, enough for nearly half of Aberdeen’s homes. Or, according to Trump:
“All over the world they (turbines) are being abandoned, but in Scotland they are being built! We will put our future plans in Aberdeen on hold, as will many others, until this ridiculous proposal is defeated. Likewise, we will be bringing a lawsuit within the allocated period of time to stop what will definitely be the destruction of Aberdeen and Scotland itself.”
Get it right up ye, Trump! Wi’ yer big mooth, loads of dosh and extreme right-wing ideology ye thought wee Scotland would just roll over and cede to all your demands. Well ye thought wrong. And ye don’t like not gettin’ yer way, do ye? Well tough titty pal! Suck it up. Away ye go son, back wi’ yer tail between yer legs tae yer Tea Party nutters and greet yer eyes oot tae them. Couldn’t ye just hold a toy one in front of ye face and power all of New York?