Because the regular “prom” isn’t lame enough.

by kara on April 13, 2013

Maybe the proms in the Bible were segregated. Maybe the white kids are just embarrassed because they can’t dance. Because, one of our goodly folks in our nation’s executive branches  – Georgia Governor Nathan Deal – is refusing to endorse an “integrated prom” in the year of the lord two thousand thirteen. Why, you ask? Duh, because the librulz are for it. He wrote:

“This is a leftist front group for the state Democratic party and we’re not going to lend a hand to their silly publicity stunt.”

Right, because refusing to de-segregate a high school prom definitely doesn’t play into the interests of the Democratic party in any way. No, see, Gov shitforbrains, if you read any newspaper you’d know that  it’s the students whoa are calling for an end to the integrated proms. But’s it’s more ….childish?…dumb?  to claim it’s a “stunt” by those evil ol’ liberals, who are opposed to a segregated prom, those nazi-commies want to destroy all our cherished traditions. The glorious segregated prom with its romantic prom lighting courtesy of the local Klan chapter’s cross burning extravaganza – it’s a tradition beloved by all! Except by nazi-commie liberals and only nazi-commie liberals. Any Republicans who don’t favor this are clearly RINOs. Because, Freedom!!! Because, State’s Rights!! because, Benghazi!! There ARE no black Republicans in Georgia, so why would he feel any need to represent black voters? Or white voters who want an integrated prom; they’re obviously ALL liberal nazi-commie Demon-crats. If a bloc of voters disagrees with the governor’s policies, but didn’t vote for him, then it’s the Governor’s job to ignore and denigrate that bloc of voters. That’s called bipartisan representation and the unified executive!

For the love of Christ, when I imagine the kind of society we could have without dragging the dead weight of these sub-literate, brain-damaged, Neo-Confederate savages around, I get positively dizzy. Please, for the love of fucking god, just do what your cultural and political forebears did and secede. No one wants to stop you this time. NO ONE. Then you can regress to the 7th Century (a time, coincidentally, that  Islam was the most advanced, enlightened civilization in the world), on your own, and at long last, decent people will no longer have to suffer the litany of  ill effects of your goddamned pathology. I hope the activist neanderthals on the “Supreme” Court are now aware that their explicit or implied suggestion during oral arguments that since President Obama, this great nation has become “post-racial” is a fucking fantasy and eve though we shouldn’t , we do still need the Voting Rights Act. Small wonder Bamz is having such an easy time of it as President.

I wonder what tune the chickenshit, pig-eyed, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, cross-burning, goat-fucking redneck Governor will be singing when his son goes to the ghey prom with a dude. because, good news folks! Some White People are also Gay.

Brad Paisley needs to write a new song about being an “Accidental Segregationist.” (Not that this is actually accidental either.)

Your move, Mississippi.

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