According to a CNN report, former Vice President Dick Cheney (R – Abode of the Damned), dropped by a Republican leadership event to issue a dire warning on North Korea:
“We’re in deep doo doo.”
The remark came, according to a GOP aide, as Cheney described how North Korean leader Kim Jong Un represents an unpredictable menace to the United States and doesn’t “share the United States worldview.”
One lawmaker present at the session, Rep. Steve Southerland of the great state of Florida, said Cheney wore a cowboy hat and “looked really good, spoke really clearly, lucidly.” He noted that the last time Cheney was on Capitol Hill he “didn’t look good – very frail, but in this meeting he looked great!” (in 2010, Mr. Cheney had the hearts of healthy young men stuffed into his chest cavity).
Despite his urgent (and slightly scatological) warning about the communist regime, Cheney “didn’t give any specific policy recommendations or critiques of how the Obama administration is handling the situation in North Korea.”
No, see Dick, you cowboy-hat wearing putrid corpse, we’d be in “deep doo doo” if you were still in office. You see, North Korea would have already attacked (naturally, after you had received ample intelligence to prevent the attack), and we would be invading the good people of South Korea in search of those elusive WMD’s.
As to him “looking really great!”, good, now he’s healthy enough to stand trial in The Hague.