From the category archives:
Uncategorized
I was in line for coffee this afternoon and overheard someone, in all seriousness, declare that the Civil War was caused by taxation without representation. And that any Moran would know it wasn’t about slavery. Nope. Not even a little. You know that head twist your dog makes when you say something to it that […]
Wait, do they actually fear that Dylann Storm Roof’s admitted racist attack IS going to spark a Race War? Are they afraid that if they do admit it was racism, that all the black people really will be fixing to chop up the Wingnut Media and One Percentiles into little itsy pieces? It is almost like […]
My Kitchen featured on one of my favorites sites on the planet Retro Renovation All hail Bicentennial chic
Fuck the “Confederacy”. Fuck ’em all to hell. We should have cut them loose when they wanted out. But no, we had to kill half a million people to keep them in our very special Union. Fighting for the right to enslave an entire race of people – yeah, those are states we want to […]
-Blame Obama? CHECK! -Blame “No-Gun Zones”? CHECK! -Blame Liberal Media? CHECK! -Blame the Christian Haters CHECK! -Blame high taxes? Oops looks like they missed one – Violent video games, an oldie but goodie, don’t forget the Gays! Secularists, Feminazis, Illegal aliens, Actual aliens, Teacher Unions! (is that still a thing?), Tenured professors, The victims, also too. Gotta blame them.
The GOP is essentially an uneasy alliance between two groups with not that much in common: the greedy guts/robber barons and the prudes/Xtians. The robber barons couldn’t care less about gays and abortion. The Jesuses aren’t interested in deregulation and capital gains taxes. If the two groups separated, forming a Jesus party and a Robber […]
“You just hate the Duggars because they’re Christian conservatives” Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes. Yes I do. I hate with the intensity of 10,000 burning suns broomstick up the ass hypocritical sanctimonious prudes and racists who yearn to use the power of the state to impose their fuckedup tyranny on everyone else around them. […]