Religion is poison when it becomes a part any decision. No wonder there is an ever increasing growth in agonists and atheists. Why on earth does every little voice have to impose their will on the majority? (speaking of majority it is a crime that these five male voices speak as though they represent the […]
From the monthly archives:
June 2014
Because your truck is not just something to get you from point A to point B. It’s who you are. In other words, mushrooming clouds of diesel exhaust are just another way to show off your manhood. It’s called “Rollin’ Coal” and don’t have the energy to explain it, so you’ll just have to click […]
Some half crazed old geezers wander around the block shouting half crazed old geezerisms. Not our Johnny. He’s a maverick. He wanders around the globe. Back in May 2013, Doddering Crab King John McCain was really excited about the prospects of arming the Syrian moderates who were fighting to free that country from the iron […]
If we weren’t God’s chosen nation, I’d probably be disturbed by all this. You know, the crisis of little children sent by their anguished, desperate parents alone to America? The “unaccompanied minors flooding into the nation by the thousands and then getting locked in tiny baby jails”? Big Bamo Kenyan HighChief sent out a telepathic message […]
We can all agree that the world is becoming increasingly inhospitable to asshole dictators. When Laurent Gbagbo refused to accept defeat in the Cote D’Ivore elections of 2010 and systematically started murdering 3,000 of his rival’s supporters, the International Criminal Court literally sent someone down there to winkle him out of his presidential bunker and […]
Just like critics warned back, in 2003, Saddam was one of the things holding it all together. When the dust settles in Iraq, the best outcome will be the 3 entity federalization that Old Handsome Joe Biden recommended. For the region, Syria, Iraq, Iran, etc. — the colonial borders are doomed. And BTW, the ISIS […]
Sorry, W, Don, Dick, “Condi”, et al, but when you fuck things up as badly as you gorillas did, you don’t get to chime in about anything anymore. Think about it. Think about everyone you know. If any of them had fucked up that badly, wouldn’t they feel like a total piece of shit for […]
So THIS is what it felt like in Tuscany, in the late 300s–early 400s, with the barbarians at the gates and weeds growing in Hadrian’s wall. All empires, having risen, eventually fall. Take Great Britain; total badasses for several hundred years then all their European wars and failed colonies finally take them down a notch or […]
Google “Eric Cantor, weasel”, and you may or may not be surprised at the number of hits you get. Lotta hits for “Eric Cantor weasel,” but “Eric Cantor fuckface” is off the charts. More hits than “Santa Claus elf,” “OJ Simpson jail,” and “Chris Christie fat” COMBINED. The incompetent whiner from Virginia, Majority Leader for […]