Because your truck is not just something to get you from point A to point B. It’s who you are. In other words, mushrooming clouds of diesel exhaust are just another way to show off your manhood. It’s called “Rollin’ Coal” and don’t have the energy to explain it, so you’ll just have to click the link.
You can’t get more quintessentially wingnut than spending big bucks on your oversized pickup to make it waste expensive fuel and be hard on the engine so you can pollute the air all around you and suck in toxic fumes- all just so you can be a childish dick to liebruls. Applying maximum throttle in a low gear puts undue burden on an engine, and can shorten the life of the engine in oh so many ways. I like to see these geniuses get crank-shafted by themselves.
You know, I don’t think neocons realize that they are turning an entire e generation of Americans – the children and millennials of today – into a bunch of card-carrying “socialists” down the road by forcing them first hand to see the real horror caused by their asinine agenda in action. Twenty or 30 years from now, things might be entirely different because kids witness shit lke this. As for me, based on the ramping up of bat-shittery, I plan on being in the crawl-space under my house with a shotgun and a crate of heroin.