Why I Wanted to be Poor, Sick, Crippled, or Dead.

Carol Bird, the dying Christmas Swan

I really became a bookworm around the age of 8, and the books I read then lodged themselves in my brain forever. Primarily because I read them over and over and over again. Between the ages of around 8 and 10, I probably re-read the entire 9-book set of Little House on the Prairie books and the entire Trixie Belden canon of mysteries 10 times. I think it was seen as a sign of my budding eccentricity. I used to take to my room and read – with a bowl of candy ala Francie Nolan – these books in a vaguely seasonal rotation, over and over, in their entirety, like some pre-teen addict. I think it felt as if there were a finite number of books for me,  and after exhausting everything in our small local library and ever smaller school library, I really had basically read everything there was to read.  I would beg my mother to take us to the BIG LIBRARY – a marginally less small library than the one in our neighborhood. I read quickly and obsessively and it didn’t stop until I matured into the next level, and more vast of reading material. The supercharged imagery in the 8-year old books are seared in my brain forever.

It’s generally good policy to avoid revisiting the books we coveted as children. There’s nothing wrong with feeling deep nostalgia for those delightful tomes, as long as we know that what we are looking for from them is not exactly as we remember. Folks who grew up in the 1950s may wax nostalgic about hula hoops and Elvis Presley, leaving out the part about McCarthyism and women’s roles vacuuming for Jesus and popping out quiverfulls of babies like Michelle Duggar.  I had an exceedingly privileged childhood. Good schools, plenty of food, summer camp.. But I often lived more through my books then through my own experiences, and literally (not literally), every heroine in every book I read had a life more desirable than my own.

The Wolves of Willoughby Chase

Little Sylvia is dirt poor, an orphan living with a decrepit old aunt. When her aunt gets too old to care for her, she is shipped off to live with her rich cousin Bonnie at Willoughby Chase.

During her train trip, she is attacked by starving packs of wolves who leap through the windows of the train.

Sylvia’s malevolent seat-mate grabs a shard of glass and stabs a wolf in the throat and then heaves its carcass out the window. In fact, the entire landscape is literally crawling with salivating wolves, made savage and reckless from hunger.

Once at Willoughby Hall, Sylvia and her Bonnie are immediately deserted into the care of a cruel governess named Miss Slighcarp who locks them in the attic and abuses them, before sending them to a prison-like orphan school for endless hours of drudgery and horror, subsisting on dry bread morsels and water. But, there is Simon the cute gooseboy who lives in an underground cave in the forest with his geese and a little donkey…once an exhausted and feverish Sylvia is tucked into Simon’s donkey cart with feather-filled mattress and quilts below and warm feathery geese on top.  Lulled by the soft warmth, she slumbers. The book is crammed with other such sumptuous descriptions – of  ice-skating in the frozen park cosy, fire-lit nurseries and violet cream pastries –  that had me longing to be in Sylvia’s old shoes.

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Girls I Envied in Literature

Lisalottie from Lisa and Lottie

Two nine-year-old girls meet on a summer camp in Bohrlaken on Lake Bohren. Rude Lisa Palfy from Vienna is a tomboy with wild curls. Shy Lottie Horn from Munich is polite and has neat braids. Apart from that, they look alike. Exactly alike….

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On the Nightstand

Sweet Tooth by Ian McEwan

Nan A. Talese, Hardcover, 9780385536820, 320pp.)

Publication Date: November 13, 2012

 

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Things in Books

in Little House in the Big Woods, the Ingalls live in rural squalor, at subsistence levels. Ma has a single ornament, a little china woman – a shepherdess –  with a china bonnet, china curls that hang against her china neck, a china dress laced across in front, a pale china apron and little gilt china shoes.

The rapturous description of this chimeric object, a prized possession and an indication of Ma’s classiness, seemed more desirable than anything I ever owned.

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Elizabeth Jane Howard

After a career spanning more than 60 years, the writer Elizabeth Jane Howard,  has died at aged 90. Jane (as she was always called) achieved a triumph in her 70s with The Cazalet Chronicle, a highly praised tetralogy of novels set in the England of 1937-47. The first two books, The Light Years (1990) and Marking Time (1991), became an acclaimed BBC TV series, The Cazalets, in 2001. Her 2002 autobiography, Slipstream, revealed how closely the Cazalet family was modeled on her own and that the roots of her novel. In November 2013, a fifth Cazalet novel, All Change, was published, shortly after a long-running dramatization of the original quartet on BBC Radio 4.

Jane had an 18-year relationship with novelist Kingsley Amis, which made for fascinating public fodder. They married in 1965 and divorced in 1980 (it was her third marriage).

Jane once admitted that writing was the most “frightening” thing she did, and that she did not enjoy it. “I find it much too anxious a business,” she said. She once tried to give it up altogether. But she couldn’t. “When you write something which comes off, it’s a feeling like no other,” she said. “It’s like being visited by something outside yourself.”

• Elizabeth Jane Howard, writer, born 26 March 1923; died 2 January 2014

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On the Nightstand

Re-read

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith

copyright 1943, Harper & Brothers

 

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The Circle by Dave Eggers

(Knopf, Hardcover, 9780385351393, 504pp.)

Publication Date: October 8, 2013

 

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“Rush Limbaugh Save the Pilgrims”

The grandchildren of a lot of old coots will have an unwelcome surprise under the Christmas tree this year!  Rush Limbaugh’s demographic is shrinking and he needed to find an audience as gullible as his ditto heads – sorry kids!

I was perusing the internets for an American history book for my 11-year old nephew, when I was cold assaulted by this shit:

from “Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims”, a children’s history book by Rush Limbaugh:

“Okay, okay, my name’s really Rusty—but my friends call me Rush. Rush Revere. Because I’ve always been the #1 fan of the coolest colonial dude ever, Paul Revere. Talk about a rock star—this guy wanted to protect young America so badly, he rode through those bumpy, cobblestone-y streets shouting “the British are coming!” On a horse. Top of his lungs. Wind blowing, rain streaming. . . .

Well, you get the picture. But what if you could get the real picture—by actually going back in time and seeing with your own eyes how our great country came to be? Meeting the people who made it all happen—people like you and me?”

Someday, I hope to be able to pay for my gluttony by publishing books that blatantly troll the media, slander entire races of people, attack the concept of educating children, and soil the field of history for my own enrichment. Rush Limbaugh is truly living the dream. Specifically, the “Old Hag” dream, where you squat revoltingly on your paralyzed victim’s chest, murmuring obscenities while crushing the breath out of them. In Rush LImbaugh’s historical fan fiction about himself, befitting a man of great narcissism, the book’s hero is “a fearless middle-school substitute  history teacher named Rush Revere.” Rush’s fantasy alter ego travels back in time and experiences American history as it happens. The book’s cover is emblazoned with a hilariously smoothed over, slimmed down, colonial-garbed caricature of Limbaugh (that also incidentally serves the logo of his patriot-themed brand of iced tea*).

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Peter Kaplan, Longtime Editor of the New York Observer, Dead at 59

Peter Kaplan, the editor of the New York Observer for fifteen years, whose talent and affability helped the publication offer a smart, insider’s view of New York City’s elite, died of cancer on Friday at the age of 59.

Kaplan, who was appointed editor in 1994, helped the Observer become a must-read for those interested in both the machinations and pettiness of a city with a vibrant and highly entertaining overclass. The knowing, inquisitive voice and persona he carefully tended in the pages of the Observer became, in many ways, the template for the explosion in personality-driven journalism that attended the rise of online publishing, including this site. Next to Kaplan’s paper, most of it is a cheap, insulting knock-off.

Kaplan was a master at attracting gifted reporters and editors, convincing them to work for next to nothing, and training them up and into the ranks of the glossies. He was known for helping along the careers of several now-prominent writers, including author Candace Bushnell, Choire Sicha, Nikki Finke, Ben Smith, Tom Scocca, Tom McGeveran, and Nick Paumgarten. He seeded his destabilizing influence throughout the Manhattan media establishment. There isn’t a major publication operating, including this site, that doesn’t have a Kaplan man or woman with their hands in the wheel.

Kaplan remained with the Observer after its purchase by heir Jared Kushner in 2006 and ensuing change in direction, before taking a position at Condé Nast in 2010.

from the new yorker:

Peter W. Kaplan, the longtime editor of the New York Observer whose death, of cancer, was announced late yesterday, was wary of change but dazzled by modernity, adored by employees yet mysterious to most of them, and revered by Web journalists while defying the wisdom of the digital age.

Kaplan was born in Manhattan in 1954, and attended Harvard where he became a stringer for Time. He lived in Larchmont, N.Y., and is survived by his wife, Lisa Chase, and four children.

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Book Find.

bought on abe books

By the author of one of my favorite pieces of trash, Chocolates for Breakfast, written by Pamela Moore, an eighteen year old Barnard student, in 1956.. Ms Moore was trumpeted as America’s answer to Françoise Sagan. She published three more, lesser known novels, The Pigeons of St. Mark’s Place (given the alternate titles East Side Story and Diana), and The Horsy Set.

from the back cover:

“The poor little rich girls of all ages, who work terribly hard at riding and drinking and – between times – at philandering and setting their caps at the virile riding-master for whom they yearn. Brenda, who tells the story, is only 17. She is aware of everything that goes on, and embarrassed by nothing save her own virginity. But she has the guts and character to reach out for a more important way of life than the one she sees around her…”

‘Sensational, racy, earthy, throbbing with life on every page’ … ‘Loaded with sex’ … ‘Goes even further than her other bestseller Chocolates for Breakfast‘ – American reviews of this outspoken novel”.

Opening lines:

“I don’t know how I’ll ever get up the nerve to begin this book because I’ve never written anything really, unless I count that senior term paper called ‘Training the Horse Trains the Rider’ about sportsmanship and guts and all on which I got my one and only Ain the Westchester Country Classes which made me absolutely flip.”

Pure trash, can’t wait to read it.

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