from Marmel.com
Ah, the 1%. They really are just fine examples of human beings, aren’t they? They deserve all these fine perks they get – super-low taxes, dancing horse elevators and and cloned mini zorses with Faberge-bedazzled assholes. Just lovely people al the way down, and far better than the hoi-polloi, don’t you think? It’s like the “job creators” bullshit. These people actually believe CEOs and sports team owners actually are responsible for the money their employees actually make, that everything the company does should be credited to the top executives who don’t actually do any work at all but just make a lot of money leeched off of the people who do the actual work. Are wrinkled old racist shitbags like Donald Trump and Donald Sterling so deluded that they actually think women like that date them for any other reason than money? Why the NBA has given this abomination, billionaire slumlord/walking discrimination lawsuit, such wide latitude to someone behaving far more repulsively than, say, Ron Artest ever did, merely because he is a billionaire owner, is a testament to the idea that rich folks are kings. Why else would the NBA, so sensitive to not being seen as a league of miscreant thugs, would let this criminal, this heckling, firing and screwing, drug addicted son having, registered Republican out own his cage and on the loose. The best punishment for this cretin would be for the judge to sentence him to live in one of his own slum holdings into the Inland Empire. I predict that Mr. Sterling would ultimately experience a dramatic and touching change of heart. Of course World Class racism, that’s something Donald Trump could put his seal of approval on. The Donald told fox’s friends that this whole thing is totes the girlfriend’s fault. That she was the girlfriend from hell…. and I guess Trump would know. If you ask me, the media proclaimed “goldigger” was underpaid for her services.
via @kaiserfamfound
“My forefathers have been up and down the Virgin Valley here ever since 1877….”
“…stealing from whoever the fuck actually owned it. We didn’t give a shit then and we don’t give a shit now. Now excuse me, I have to go count my money and stuff it into a mattress”.
Which #cosmos moment from last night had you in awe? pic.twitter.com/t0A1taPy7D
— COSMOS (@COSMOSonTV) April 21, 2014
It’s well known, overstated FACT that the REAL, sensible explanation of souls is that a single, loving God split himself into three parts, impregnated a virgin, had his son/self grow up to spread a message of love, let himself be killed and resurrected, all in order to stop himself from sending souls to hell as long as they professed belief in the part that got killed. Okay, so Jesus died for our sins, then busted out of the MAUSOLEUM IN WHICH HIS CORPSE WAS BURIED and came BACK TO FRIKKIN LIFE only to ROCKET TO THE SUN where He now sits at the right hand of his Dad for all eternity, enacting natural disasters on the Midwest and in general, acting real smug. Well, you know what gets short shrift in all this? THE SINNERS whose SINS Jesus had to frikkin’ DIE FOR in order to pull off all his NEAT TRICKS later. Where would Jesus have been if the horrible Bal worshipping indiscriminate group sex have-ers hadn’t indulged themselves in wine, fornication and baby-eating? Nowhere. That’s where. So give the guy his props, it’s hard to get somewhere in this life when you’re born a Jew, but for fuck’s sake, howzabout a little shout out to the millions of scummy devil-worshipping evil-doers who were so plentiful they had to be taken out with floods and locusts and Angels of Death and whatnot. Those people worked hard GOD DAMN THEM and they deserve at least a tip of the hat, if not our outright respect and, well, yes… our envy.
And came across this bit of information:
One notable source of ALG (anti-thymocyte globulin), was a horse called Volcano, who lived in South America. At one point in the mid-1990s, the world’s entire supply of ALG came from this ONE HORSE.
I couldn’t find one single other thing about old pincushion Volcano. Ought he not be memorialized with a statue or a fine brass plaque somewhere?
