The Texas way, according to me.

by kara on March 16, 2012

The Texas way: if you don’t like it, kill it. If you don’t understand it, kill it. If you disagree with it, kill it. If a child commits a crime, kill it like as if it was an adult. If someone steals your horse, kill em. If you are personally opposed to abortion, Kill Planned Parenthood for everyone. If federal regulations prohibit oil drillers from pumping arsenic into the rivers, kill all regulations. If you see a coyote, kill it. If you don’t like that the president is black? Kill his funding to your State.  Kill em all, let God sort them out. Carry a gun, just in case, because you never know when you might need to kill something. Kill things just to show all the rest of the things in the world that you just might kill them, too. Kill, kill, kill, just like Christ commanded.

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