From the monthly archives:
March 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfCX9sJqqc&feature=player_embedded State’s rights! Yay!
Today, I missed most of CPAC – highlights were speeches by GOP hispanderer Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, sub-intelligent puppet-face Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, and “Divisive” Virginia attorney general and gubernatorial candidate great white hope/great fear of the Virginia Republican party Ken Cuccinelli. Some gems from the always comical former Florida congressman Allen West: “Where is the […]
I agree with Michael Moore Anti-abortionists have been walking around proudly with posters of fetuses for years, yet I doubt many of them would have the stomach for photos of actual dead children.
And you thought the standard uniform for CPAC goers was obnoxious t-shirts, bermuda shorts, colored socks and sandals, along with a slightly frayed cardigan sweater? Not this year, bitches. You see, last year they almost ran out of the scratchy blankets they use to cover up women who come dressed as whores! How else can […]
We’re all familiar with the traditional, geek/tough-girl/under-privileged/unpopular/homely secretly gorgeous ugly duckling who slaps on some makeup and gets to swim as a swan. It’s often the only tolerable part of a really bad movie. We feel an undeniable vicarious frisson as glasses are removed, hair is set, eyeliner gets applied and eyebrows are tweezed. Voila! The […]