When the most wonderful time of the year rolls around next month (Kentucky Derby), we will witness something unusual: an actual BLACK JOCKEY. Kevin Krigger is a handsome, soft-spoken 27 year old from St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands who left his home at 17 to pursue his lifelong dream of being a jockey. Based in Northern California […]
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I really look forward to the day when the Psychiatric community has the guts to diagnose Religion as symptomatic of Schizophrenia, what with talking to an invisible man in the sky and blaming an invisible underground man for one’s bads and all the other evidence of critical break from reality. A single, loving God split himself […]
Ernest Moniz, President Obama’s nominee to follow Steven Chu as Secretary of Energy, has a chimeric head of hair that is simply hypnotizing. If confirmed, he would easily have the most impressive hair of any prominent political figure since the late Ann Richards or the similarly-beehived Arizona Gov. Rose Mofford. With hair like his, Mr. Moniz […]
Gramps died and was resurrected after three days, but no one called him The Son of God. They just said, ‘Hey, there’s gramps!’ – Steve Martin, The Cruel Shoes
Like Christmas, Easter has been throughly ruined by Christians — it used to be a fine Spring pagan fertility festival with free love and lamb sacrificings, and now look at it! They celebrate nailing John Barleycorn to the cross, wrap his body in a festive twelfth-century relic a crusader bought in some tourist trap, shove […]
Now that CPAC’s finally over, meet Vomiting Larry, the world’s first purpose-built Projectile Vomiting Robot. Developed by British researcher Catherine Makison-Booth to study the spread of Norovirus, this “Humanoid Simulated Vomiting System” would be just the thing to bring as your date to Wingnut Thanksgiving this year, right? The other great thing about Vomiting Larry is […]