When I was a kid growing up in the 1970’s/early 80’s, my siblings and I were not allowed to have any toy related guns, no toy guns including water pistols. In fact, we were not allowed to make that gun sign with your hand, you know, when you are pantomiming shooting yourself in the head? […]
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We used to not fucking hire faith based charities for government work at all to avoid “entanglements” that might violate the Establishment clause. But the Supremes decided that test was basically unworkable (it really was kinda fucked up), Congress passed RFRA because they are idiots and the last 5 Presidents have worked at both contracting […]
Nothing bespeaks the non existence of a Deity like stopping in front of Ralph’s to give an old dude in a wheelchair 5 dollars and having your bag break and $40 worth of organic blueberries and sugar free Cool Whip roll down the street for all to see.
Religion is poison when it becomes a part any decision. No wonder there is an ever increasing growth in agonists and atheists. Why on earth does every little voice have to impose their will on the majority? (speaking of majority it is a crime that these five male voices speak as though they represent the […]
Because your truck is not just something to get you from point A to point B. It’s who you are. In other words, mushrooming clouds of diesel exhaust are just another way to show off your manhood. It’s called “Rollin’ Coal” and don’t have the energy to explain it, so you’ll just have to click […]
Some half crazed old geezers wander around the block shouting half crazed old geezerisms. Not our Johnny. He’s a maverick. He wanders around the globe. Back in May 2013, Doddering Crab King John McCain was really excited about the prospects of arming the Syrian moderates who were fighting to free that country from the iron […]
If we weren’t God’s chosen nation, I’d probably be disturbed by all this. You know, the crisis of little children sent by their anguished, desperate parents alone to America? The “unaccompanied minors flooding into the nation by the thousands and then getting locked in tiny baby jails”? Big Bamo Kenyan HighChief sent out a telepathic message […]
We can all agree that the world is becoming increasingly inhospitable to asshole dictators. When Laurent Gbagbo refused to accept defeat in the Cote D’Ivore elections of 2010 and systematically started murdering 3,000 of his rival’s supporters, the International Criminal Court literally sent someone down there to winkle him out of his presidential bunker and […]
Just like critics warned back, in 2003, Saddam was one of the things holding it all together. When the dust settles in Iraq, the best outcome will be the 3 entity federalization that Old Handsome Joe Biden recommended. For the region, Syria, Iraq, Iran, etc. — the colonial borders are doomed. And BTW, the ISIS […]