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  The gravestone of George Spencer Millet, erected in the Woodlawn Cemetery in the Bronx, a sad monument to a bizarre death, with a story so strange that it needed to be carved in stone for posterity. The discreet-looking block of granite is almost invisible, lost in the vast necropolis. Like many other tombstones, it […]

The author (left) in a bad boy’s haircut and little brother The ritual is familiar to almost anyone who grew up in America in the late twentieth century. Halloween has become perhaps the most “universal” American holiday. It proposes no ethnic identity, no national allegiance, no specific religious affiliations. You don a costume and walk […]

from H & M not for american children, of course.

Guns DUI DWTexting No health insurance Starvation Influenza Air pollution Carnival accidents “Pro-life” terrorists Police officers GMO induced allergies Driving with Laura Bush Duck hunting with Dick Cheney Going to a party with the Palins Wild game hunting with the Trump son Sexting with Phyllis Schlafley The Diabetes Hepatitis Q Chik-Fil-A Transvaginal Ultrasounds Applying for […]

1. Real scientists come up with an Ebola vaccine. 2. Obama orders enough vaccines made to vaccinate the entire country. 3. Republicans, Teatards, etc. all refuse because the bible, dictator, oppression, freedom, duh. 4. They (those in line 3) all die horrific Ebola deaths. 5. The rest of us live Ebola-free happily ever after. Go […]

1. Plant phony birth announcement in Honolulu paper. 2. Schedule World Cup 53 years in future. 3. Lay seeds of adultery in Senate candidate opponent in race 30 years hence. 4. Tout unknown lamebrain as Wasilla mayor. 5. Secret mind control on Heritage Foundation to suggest and Massachusetts to adopt universal health care. So devious. […]

from whatever happened to baby jane? 1962 film starring bette davis and joan crawford