Guns
DUI
DWTexting
No health insurance
Starvation
Influenza
Air pollution
Carnival accidents
“Pro-life” terrorists
Police officers
GMO induced allergies
Driving with Laura Bush
Duck hunting with Dick Cheney
Going to a party with the Palins
Wild game hunting with the Trump son
Sexting with Phyllis Schlafley
The Diabetes
Hepatitis Q
Chik-Fil-A
Transvaginal Ultrasounds
Applying for a gay marriage license in Mississippi
Falling in the bathroom
Choking on steak
Lighting strikes in Florida
Not wearing motorcycle helmets
Walking on train tracks
Skydiving
Pit bull attacks
Loose truck nutz
Paula Deen’s cooking
Job stress
Sodium
Cheap booze
Expensive booze