WTF is up with this country? I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK IN WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY? Over in Nebraska, they voted to increase the minimum wage while we elected the usual slate of Republicants. Nebraskans are so worried about Ebola apparently, that we’ve decided to give their kids a governor named Rickets. Is it same impulse that causes them to pay $69.95 to see “Monster Truckalopalypse!!!” They just wanna see shit blow up? Over in the Colorado senate race, the good people defeated a personhood begins at conception amendment for the umpteenth time by a far larger margin than the Republican won the Senate who VOTED for the goddamn conception thing. It’s like voters are just not paying attention or brain dead or stupid or infantile or all of them, Katie. Gardner apparently utilized the black knight strategy out of the Holy Grail to win- no it’s not! Twas a flesh wound! Colorado, Colorado…you just made the party that an asshole family er, ex-family member of mine is practically the boss of the majority. Do you realize what you’ve done to yourselves?

Well all that’s been in the news regarding popular opinion — and it’s not just from the FOX News screech machine — is that people disapprove of the economy, Obama’s foreign policy is rudderless, there’s no leadership, blah blah blah. Honestly the Democrats could’ve done a lot more to counter that criticism and highlight all that’s gone right the last six years. Obama is a fckng excellent president.

Even given that the demographics of midterm elections skew Republican, it shouldn’t have been this bad. Oh, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz — she’s got to bear a load of responsibility for this too. Where was the DNC? What was the message? It seemed like every Democrat was fending for him or herself. GAWD, I could do that job SO WELL.

The entire country is fucking gerry-rigged and gerry-mandered we ain’t gotta prayer and money has finally saturated the country to the extent that there is no going back to normal from this point. Don’t think of it as Republicans winning. This is the People’s triumph. If by the People you mean corporations.

Americans know they’re going to fuck up, and fuck up horribly — why keep letting Lucy hold that goddamn football?