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Tea Party Files

Well done, 60 to 67,000 fat people on scooters, you broke the federal government. Bravo, morons, you’ve accomplished something every other enemy of America has failed to do, to date Jaundiced boozebag John Boehner dragged his rich Corinthian leather hide in front of a room full of reporters to say that the House of Representatives had […]

What a Wonderful Magical World she lives in.

by kara on February 26, 2013

Hey, guys, she’s back! We knew she couldn’t stay quiet forever — or even very long. Yesterday at someplace called “Patrick Henry College” (a wingnut evangelical university in Virginia, the man who introduced her said he wished the Tea Party movement had been “a little more conservative”), Michele addressed everything from her favorite contemporary singer (Beyoncé, and she […]

The Revolution will not be Motorized.

by kara on February 23, 2013

Now that we’re all destined to become fat sacks of trash, it’s especially important that Americans be able to easily access their beloved scooters. But now that Barack Hussein Nobumer has criminalized being old, in the form of raiding The Scooter Store® for massive amounts of Medicare fraud, it’s death panels for us all after […]

What Happens When Morons use Photoshop!

by kara on February 20, 2013

Some dumb Tea Party group sent out an email featuring Karl Rove in a Nazi uniform. BY ACCIDENT! Specifically, “PRINTER ERROR” (silly Tea Party, we know they use carbon copies). Here it is:

” The Shit Stained Shorts of “Courage.”

by kara on February 13, 2013

See that fucking asshole in casual clothing (nice bluejeans, patriot.), the one with the look of a foul-mouthed fuckwad who has to keep his yap shut while being forced to listened to his sworn enemy for two hours – or else he’s shitting his pants again. That’s Ted Nugent (the man who typifies the kind of […]

Actual Elected Official

by kara on October 28, 2012

From the great State of Maryland, we have Roscoe Bartlett, a Republican. Rep. Bartlett, 86, is the second-oldest member of the House of Representatives and is a founding member of the Tea Party Caucus. Bartlett recently blasted working mothers at a campaign stop: “This isn’t the politically correct thing to say, but when we drove […]

(not the actual flaming bus) I don’t know how I missed this doozy, from back in 2009, aka the Teabagger boon years. from Alternet One of the featured corporate sponsors of the Tea Party Express had to pay millions of dollars to settle lawsuits for its role in a bus fire that killed 23 seniors fleeing […]

Seniors in Chisago County playing bingo for canned peas and “Fiddle Faddle” Two intrepid NY Times reporters trekked to the freezing, middle-class tundra of Chisago County, Minnesota – where 57 percent of voters opted for man-on-dog, fetus in the freezer mental midget Rick Santorum in last week’s caucus. The reporters asked Chisago County idiots how they […]

I may be snarky, but I am not a physical stereotyper. Narrow minded, critical, quick to shove people into boxes based on their attitudes and beliefs, yes. But not critical of people’s appearance. Trust me, I fit in to more than a few stereotypical boxes. I really think the way Republicans think is: fat = […]

Tea Party Nation: Too Black, Too Strong.

by kara on October 6, 2011

This picture is what the moronic photo editors at Fox Nation scrounged up to accompany the shrill, non-white, lunatic blogger Michelle Malkin’s psychotic rantings about the abject racism of the Wall Street protesters. “When Occupy Wall Street activists call themselves the ‘99 percent,’ it turns out they mean 99 percent non-diverse (by their own politically […]