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I’m generally a peaceful person, a secularist who believes that people should try to be nice to each other, for the most part. I don’t believe anyone needs a gun, or in the death penalty, and I don’t believe in Hell. Which is why I was a little surprised to find myself thinking about ways […]

“Oklahoma police officers gave an escaped donkey a lift home in the back of their patrol car. The donkey was lured into the vehicle with feed before being dropped off at a pen on neigh-bouring land to where it was found. ‘It was a huge mess in the back…a huge mess,’ said Officer Kyle Canaan.”

Eventually shootings in the US will be covered like the weather. There will just be reports of how many are dead in what location. Unless it’s a particularly high body count, nobody will even pay attention. Maybe they’ll just start dully reporting the statistics on the national evening news every night, like they did with […]

The NRA needs to try to ensure us that the only shootings anyone ever talks about are mass shootings committed by people with histories that strongly suggest mental illness, because if responsible, law-abiding citizens are a nuisance-neighbor-with-a-gun away from becoming mass murderers, it makes the NRA’s stand look like a conspiracy to tens of thousands […]

Here’s this little plaque from Manzanar, in California, the third paragraph of which should be inscribed on the forehead of every American: The third line: “May the injustices and humiliation suffered here as a result of hysteria, racism and economic exploitation never energy again.”

So, I was fed up with being burgled every other day by the burglars in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system, put my pitbull to sleep and resigned from our local Neighbourhood Watch. I’ve planted a Iraqi flag in each corner of my front garden with a bog honking ISIS flag in […]

The War on Christmas – waged by secular humanists and their corporate stooges – grabs all the headlines, with their Satanic and UnAmerican “Happy Holidays” slogans and Starbucks cups sans Santa. But less talked about is the Corporate War on Thanksgiving. For you see, when I was little, in the 1970’s and 1980’s, pretty much […]

  I was in the car in the middle of a radio interview with some dingbat last night. I kept thinking, who is this nutjob yapping about Syrian refugees? I don’t recognize his voice but he sounds like a Klown Kar rider. Finally figured out it was Ohio’s John Kasich – the one at the debates who […]

Hi, fellow travelers to the grave, who are still checking my blog. I can’t even imagine how terrorized and displaced  Parisians feel right now and I don’t know what could possibly make things better for them. But I sure as hell know that arming every nitwit with an American Rambo fantasy would make them worse. […]