The term “Dr. Drew”: Dr-oo – (verb) To pretend you’re a doctor on Teevee to fulfill your own perverse desire for attention that is constantly being amplified yet unsatisfied by a life in Hollywood surrounded by actually famous people to the detriment of everyone with whom you come in contact, as well as a […]
From the monthly archives:
May 2013
In a kind of “YOU didn’t break up with me, I broke up with YOU.” situation (we both wanted out, but she left first. Kaa-eyed congress lady Michele Bachmann released a crazy web video announcing that she’s quitting Congress next year. In a recent 2014 election update, Bachmann was trailing her Democratic challenger for her […]
Looks like the pony is pooping
Another difference between Democrats and Republicans: Democrats see dead soldiers as heroes who had to die tragically because of the imperfection of our country’s policies. Republicans see dead soldiers as minor negative entries on our national balance sheet. They use dead soldiers as props so they can thump their chests and call themselves “patriots” but secretly, they […]
You know, the dextro-amphetamine that the Air Force allegedly fed to pilots to keep them fightin’? The potential side effects include psychotic behavior, anxiety, paranoia, aggression, violent behavior, confusion, auditory hallucinations, mood disturbances and delusions. I imagine punch bowls full of this shit on the tables in green rooms. They probably shovel handfuls into their […]
What is that Wikipedia, you have a backstory on the city of Moore, Oklahoma? The city of Moore has been damaged by significant tornadoes on October 4, 1998, May 3, 1999, May 8, 2003, May 10, 2010, and May 20, 2013. The May 3, 1999 tornado that hit Moore was rated an F5 on the […]
This is a story about my friends Jason and David. If we didn’t live in a third world country, it would be a fairytale. reblogged from the doma project Jason and David On May 12, 2007, I sat in a restaurant in West Hollywood swearing off men forever after a string of bad relationships. That […]
Who is this hot shot squinting and snarling his way through the Benghazi hearings? It’s Darrell Issa, the unlikely subpoena-wielding chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, fulfilling his duty of stickin’ it to the Obama administration over one grossly exaggerated scandal after another. Darrell Issa (above) and mugger from a John […]
from rocket news 24 Check this out. It’s just a strawberry parfait, no big deal. But there is a giant slice of cake, and it is so big it wasn’t even trying to fit into the glass. Check it out, the slice of cake is sitting on top of the fucking parfait. I’t’s so beautiful, it’s like […]