It’s Sacred Baby Festival Eve, and that means it is time for joy, goodfellowship, excising bad friends from your life (You know who you are), and political score settling.

This year, wevare too freaked out to even entertain the idea of a “War” on Christmas because Jesus Christ sittin’ on Santa’s lap askin’ for collectible Beanie Babies, this is ridiculous and asinine. No one has been denied their rights to do anything during the holiday Christmas season, even during the dark years of Secret Muslin O’Bummer. This year we don’t care about how Starbucks cups do not explicitly mention how the Baby Jesus died so you can have $5 cups of coffee. That they are only in Christmasey *colors* hence trying to destroy Christianity by not having snowflakes on them, cause, Christianity will be destroyed if people don’t pretend other religions don’t have holidays, by believing ‘Happy Holidays’ didn’t used to just mean to most people.

This year no one is kvecthing about their Merry Christmas-ing rights being trampled. No one is saying they were #triggered when the lady at TJ Maxx said “Happy Holidays!”.In the dark on coming of winter of 2016, I’ going to go ahead and use theor stuid words and  call you a #specialsnowflake that’s #triggered by that, then you need to go back to your #safespace and #STFU so we don’t have to listen to you crying.

This year, we do not fret about how our Christmas shopping might accidentally make Jesus cry, by throat-cramming our newborn savior with gayness and abortion. Can you make it through your Secret Santa list without doing that to Jesus?  This year, we have bigger problems. I don’t have to tell you what they are.

Because it is the last Christmas of the Beforetimes, a lot more reflection is due. Let’s start by admitting that out culture doesn’t value human life except as one more commodity to be bought, used, and sold or discarded. Our gods are money, comfort, and status. Our dreams are neither of a kingdom of heaven on Earth where man lives in peace and harmony with one another and with the environment, nor are they of a heaven of the afterlife where humanity is one and evil and injustice are things of the past, our fantasies are of climbing out of the machine and being one of the people that run it. For all of the bullshit “pro-life” rhetoric often spouted, you never hear one of these false prophets speak out for the oppressed, the dying, the persecuted, the forgotten, the prisoners, the refugees, or the innocent lives blown to shreds by our guns and bombs at home and abroad. At most, we pray. God, if he exists, is sick of our prayers and our worship. Love your fellow man with your deeds if you want to worship God.

That said, tomorrow, my family, along with most American families, will be sitting down to a ridiculous meal we can’t possibly finish, in a warm, safe home we drove to in our safe cars. Our biggest worry will be if the spoilt kids like the presents we got them. We’ll be surrounded by love and laughter. We’ll have more then we need and most of what we want. A little frozen rain outside the cake shop my sister and I are being sent to pick up the Bûche de Noël will be the biggest danger we face. I’m looking forward to it, but every year my gratefulness and joy is tinged with sadness, and a little guilt, because there are so many people who won’t experience in their entire lifetime the bounty I will on one Christmas day. Last year we had so much, I had to sneak out and drive around. There is no way I could ever give back enough in the face of all I have been given. I come from a hard working family with extremely poor peasant roots who have earned what we have, but my siblings and I were born in America, we’re white, and we “fit in”. We have it so good because of the sheer luck of those circumstances. I would have no less if the US took every single refugee now trying to flee their home. My life wouldn’t change at all. Can you imagine the change that would take place in their lives? They would experience thankfulness on a level I can’t imagine, because I am so privileged I cannot even list of all the things I should be grateful for because I have always had so much I actually take things for granted.

What I think I’m saying is that January 20th us gong to bring the end of the world, at least a devastating moral/economic/societal collapse, as predicted by ironclad prophecies. People are stocking up on dried food, thats all you need to know. When we wake on January 21st we’ll know whether or not the streets are full of blue-helmeted shock troops, assuming they finally make it out of the Opertion Jade Helm tunnels under Texas’s Walmarts. Because unlike Santa, Donald Trump is still real, and the gravitational field created by his ego has been known to create distortions in the space-time continuum when people get too close to him. We are not entering Dark Times, people.

So, if you’re a pagan or even a satanist, celebrate by sprinkling yourselves with the blood of a slaughtered animal and then passing around the ale bowl. And then rest up, for tomorrow we go and hunt the cutty wren.

Trump Presidency Scenarios

by kara on December 19, 2016

BEST CASE: Financial meltdown/sex scandal/race riots/financial conflicts of interest lead to societal chaos and impeachment within two years; President Pence then outlaws abortion, homosexuality and masturbation; loses 2020 by a landslide to Elizabeth Warren; Republican brand ruined for generations.
WORST CASE: ISIS attacks Times Square with dirty bomb; Trump retaliates with nuclear bombs in Eastern Syria; World leaders express outrage in UN; Trump unleashes Twitter attack, makes fun of dated hairstyle of Chinese UN ambassador; Chinese demand apology; Trump sends 5th Fleet to South China Sea; China drops nuclear bomb on Mar-a-Lago; Trump unleashes entire nuclear arsenal on China; nuclear winter destroys life on earth.
PROBABLE CASE: Trump fucks up at every turn but blames Democrats; brain dead middle America concurs; elected to second term.

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by kara on December 19, 2016

Nate Silver had this little essay  this morning called: “Democrats Need to Win Elections, Not Flip Electors.”

1) First off, false dichotomy. Regardless of the merits of trying to flip the Electoral College, Democrats are not going to stop trying to win elections. It’s not like there’s a huge, expensive effort to flip electors that is sucking resources from the 2018 campaigns.

2) Regarding the merits, the fact that Hillz won the popular vote by suck a large margin means the EC stinks on ice, Nate, so it’s not the worst thing in the world to say, “You know, if this thing actually worked as intended electors would be flipping like Olympic gymnasts.”

3) 538 uses Facebook for comments, and I don’t do Facebook, and if I did, I wouldn’t do political comments on Facebook (those people are cray). So you are stuck reading this here instead. Sorry?

by kara on December 13, 2016

I am having the same sense of unreality I had after 9/11. That whole “What just happened couldn’t have actually happened, could it?” feeling. That sense of walking on eggshells, waiting for the other shoe to drop. That dread of what could come. That horror over what did happen. The feeling of helplessness. The sense that the world, especially my part of it, would never be the same again, and that it would change in ways that would be both agonizing and permanent. The fear that my friend’s children might not live to grow up because a world-ending event might be on the horizon. The dislocation of feeling there was nowhere to run to, because the rest of the world was rocking on its foundations as well. The fatalism. The fear of both watching the news, and not watching it. The feeling that our leadership might not be adequate to get us through intact. The ache to do something, anything, and knowing that nothing would help, nothing would undo what had been done. The agony of knowing Al Gore had actually won the damn election and yet we had a goober sitting in office who very clearly showed he had no idea what to do, and would be easily led to do the wrong thing by people more venal and horrible than even himself. It feels unfair to be going through this again just 15 years later, but grownups know the world isn’t fair, and don’t expect it to be. And yet . . . just this once . . . I want it to be fair. I want to kick and scream and cry and rant and have it work. Have it mean something. The next years are going to be just plain horrible, and the world seems dark and indifferent.

This just continutes to be a shattering shitshow. What I find frightening today is Trump trying to undermine the credibility of the CIA. So the American public will no longer trust the agencies that are meant to protect them. He is destroying our country already and he hasn’t even taken office yet:

“Trump denies CIA report that Russia intervened to help him win election”

“Trump openly mocked the report on Friday evening, suggesting that the CIA had discredited itself by producing faulty assessments about Iraq’s weapons stockpile during the George W. Bush administration. “These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction,” he said in a statement.

“The latest comments appear destined to exacerbate tensions between Trump and the intelligence community, which is already wondering how it will function under his administration given the president-elect’s skepticism of the agency’s expertise and his disinterest in receiving daily briefings.”

So the American public will no longer trust the agencies that are meant to protect them. So what is he planning to replace them with in the name of “protecting” us?

Didja hear that? That was the groan of my blood running cold.

 

John Glenn, Last American Hero.

by kara on December 8, 2016

we’re a dumpster fire

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Let’s all Work for Free Again.

by kara on November 23, 2016

 

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Since 1989 Congress has voted itself 15 fucking pay increases.

Since 1989 not ONE Republican has voted to increase the federal minimum wage.

One of the two presidential candidates was pushing for a minimum wage increase, but somehow a lot of minimum wage workers in search of “a change in Washington” voted for the other one.

It’s what Republican Jesus would want: “Pay a man minimum wage and he’ll eat twice or thrice a week. Teacheth’ him to dumpster dive and he’ll eat every day.” Amen – Trump Bible: Two Corinthians: bk 1

Being a Liberal in America SUCKS

by kara on November 22, 2016

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It ain’t easy being liberal in America.

Put simply, liberals appeal to peoples sense of humanity, which Conservatives appeal to our inhumanity and selfishness. Liberals can see a problem or injustice and understand it as such, even if it does not affect them personally. It’s increasingly clear that “Republican” is really just a clinical term for “person completely lacking empathy”. When they call for a small government, they mean “small enough to cover my every need, but no one else’s”.

Empathy lets us care about the well being of others. Empathy allows us to look beyond our own individual and group needs, work towards the common good and is the foundation of Civil Society. I’m a big fan of Civilization and I don’t think you can have a successful civilization without empathy. Empathy makes us fully human and it is is the essential thing that most conservatives apparently lack. I’ve been told there are these people  – “good people” –  who are also right-wing  conservatives. People who really do seem to want good things for other people, not wish anyone ill, but just cannot see beyond what touches them personally, and even then, it’s kind of sketchy. It’s as if they just lack a calculable ability to empathize with others – they cannot seem to get that other people’s experiences aren’t the same as theirs, nor can they imagine that what has benefitted them may have hurt others. I know if they were able to walk even half a mile in the shoes of a black person, a gay person, a poor white family who relies on government to eat, or a non-Christian, they’d understand…but they really do seem blank-eyed in the face of this –  incapable of that kind of imagination or empathy. And they are so willing to buy into this reflexive, vindictive meanness that infects their party. I can tolerate differences of opinion, but I hate bullies.

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