“The summary letter the Department sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 did not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of this office’s work and conclusions,” Mueller wrote. “There is now public confusion about critical aspects of the results of our investigation. This threatens to undermine a central purpose for which the Department appointed the Special Counsel: to assure full public confidence in the outcome of the investigations.”

Allow me to pass this through my “Professional Person Writing to Boss” translator.

Ahem.

You Fucking Asshole.

You have taken 3 years of hard work and dragged it down the shitter with you, and you’re making me, my colleagues, and the whole process look bad as well.

I handed this to you on a silver platter. All you had to do was copy and paste parts of it, and put it out there. All. You. Had. To. Do.

But no, you just has to poke your dick into the pie, and here we are at the end of the road, at the bridge too far. This will not stand.

You see how this works? I just state the facts, and people know what to do with them, just as they know what to do when you don’t state the facts.

Good day, sir. I said: Good Day.