Rep. Todd Akin, whom a majority of Missouri Republicans want representing them in the U.S. Senate, has the tortured logic of an Inquisitor during the witch trials. If you float, you’re a witch and we’ll burn you. If you drown, you weren’t a witch, but you’re still dead. If you find yourself knocked up from your […]
From the monthly archives:
August 2012
from gawker: Several Stores Sell Alcohol to Teen Carrying Fake ID Card with Photo of Bobby from King of the Hill Six out of twenty-two stores tested by Nottinghamshire’s County Council during a recent undercover operation reportedly allowed an underage customer to purchase alcohol with a fake ID. That wouldn’t be so bad, if it […]
remember these guys? they died so you can vote, just like jesus. Ever wonder what’s it like to live a life so driven by greed, power and self-interest that you’d openly cheat in the hopes that people will be so complaisant as to not even try to fight it? Enter the Orwellian weasel-fuckers that call […]
from buzzfeed sports “Synchronized Swimmers Faces are Terrifyingly Hilarious”
Here is an unphotoshopped, completely legal photograph of Romney and pals waving around blood-soaked-death-squad-dollars in celebration of Bain’s initial funding via Salvadoran war criminals. When asked about the picture, Mitt responded that it was just a bunch of guys having fun and he remembered it “fondly.” Mitt fondly remembers all his Latin American death squad friends […]
THE FEAR OF MEN The rise of women. And the whining of boys. by Jaydi Samuels @jesscallmejaydi Because Jerry Lewis, the late Christopher Hitchens, Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn, and Adam Carolla not getting it wasn’t enough, Esquire columnist Stephen Marche has decided to join the conversation on women in comedy. For those new to the discussion, the underlying argument (as […]
I got some books I bought on Etsy today, and included was this: A five dollar bill and a note. Sometimes I freaking love people so much. Lizandjaybooksnmore