From the monthly archives:

May 2012

by kara on May 4, 2012

Adam Yauch 1964 – 2012

(not the actual flaming bus) I don’t know how I missed this doozy, from back in 2009, aka the Teabagger boon years. from Alternet One of the featured corporate sponsors of the Tea Party Express had to pay millions of dollars to settle lawsuits for its role in a bus fire that killed 23 seniors fleeing […]

The $5.2 Million Nag

by kara on May 3, 2012

“Lead Ponies”, aka “Nags”(what I like to call them, affectionately of course), are the spotted, speckled, fuzzy nags who you see palling around with the thoroughbred race horses out during pre race workouts. You’ve seen them, they are often insane looking –  next to the sleek bay or chestnut thoroughbreds, they are loud and tacky. […]

The Teevee AD I’d like to see.

by kara on May 2, 2012

OPEN ON: Footage from 9/11/2001 of the planes crashing into the WTC, the towers collapsing and New Yorkers running in horror, the smoldering Pentagon and of the Flight 93 crash site in Pennsylvania. CUT TO: Creepy raw footage of Osama bin Laden taking credit for the 9/11 attacks and declaring that Al Qaeda was plotting more […]

BUSINESS PLAN. TOP SECRET.

by kara on May 2, 2012

Here’s my business plan: Kidnapping job creators like the Koch brothers and parting them out for their organs. Seriously, if you needed a kidney transplant what would you rather have, a kidney from some anonymous loser or a Chinese political prisoner or a high-quality kidney from a high-powered job creators like Dave and Charlie Koch? Why […]

by kara on May 1, 2012

Confederate president, traitor and cowardly cross-dresser,  Jefferson Davis, having been stripped of his American citizenship and indicted for treason, lived out his final years at a seaside estate in Biloxi, Mississippi called Beauvoir (“beautiful view” in French). There, amongst the sweeping ocean views, Davis crafted “The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government”, a 1,500 […]