photo AP from The National Memo In the cliché of the season, Mitt Romney is supposed to be executing a graceful “pivot” away from the grating extremist stupidity of the Republican primaries, the better to persuade us that he really is a Massachusetts moderate, or a moderate conservative – or at least something less repellent […]
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OPEN ON: Footage from 9/11/2001 of the planes crashing into the WTC, the towers collapsing and New Yorkers running in horror, the smoldering Pentagon and of the Flight 93 crash site in Pennsylvania. CUT TO: Creepy raw footage of Osama bin Laden taking credit for the 9/11 attacks and declaring that Al Qaeda was plotting more […]
Here’s my business plan: Kidnapping job creators like the Koch brothers and parting them out for their organs. Seriously, if you needed a kidney transplant what would you rather have, a kidney from some anonymous loser or a Chinese political prisoner or a high-quality kidney from a high-powered job creators like Dave and Charlie Koch? Why […]
Speaking at distinguished Otterbein University, Mitt Romney takes off his tie to somberly detail his method for amassing greenbacks, as the students all slip into comas.
Photograph of Satchel Paige, 1968, by Louis Requena/MLB/Getty Images via New Yorker
the flintstones crew today at our fare thee well lunch. those 6 weeks we spent together were some good times!