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“My forefathers have been up and down the Virgin Valley here ever since 1877….” “…stealing from whoever the fuck actually owned it. We didn’t give a shit then and we don’t give a shit now. Now excuse me, I have to go count my money and stuff it into a mattress”.
It’s well known, overstated FACT that the REAL, sensible explanation of souls is that a single, loving God split himself into three parts, impregnated a virgin, had his son/self grow up to spread a message of love, let himself be killed and resurrected, all in order to stop himself from sending souls to hell as […]
And came across this bit of information: One notable source of ALG (anti-thymocyte globulin), was a horse called Volcano, who lived in South America. At one point in the mid-1990s, the world’s entire supply of ALG came from this ONE HORSE. I couldn’t find one single other thing about old pincushion Volcano. Ought he not […]
God, Florida, is there ANYTHING you do besides oranges, Disneyland and meth that isn’t straight-up freaking god-awful? In a cascade of cynical ratfuckery that absolutely nobody could have predicted when the SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act, Florida has come up with a fun new way to keep Democrats from voting. Now, there’s no need to get […]
This is Allen Quist, a retired political science professor, who helped Michele Bachmann win election to the state Senate in 2000. Allen Quist is a 70-year old soybean farmer, gay bathhouse troll who loves dragons and believes that humans and dinosaurs may have coexisted in Southeast Asia as late as the 11th century. Quist was […]
Two young girls have been accidentally shot dead by their own brothers in separate gun incidents less than 24 hours apart. One, an 11-year-old girl (above), was shot dead at her family home in Philadelphia on Saturday. The little girl was killed by a gun fired by her two-year-old brother. The toddler is is thought to have […]