Sorry, W, Don, Dick, “Condi”, et al, but when you fuck things up as badly as you gorillas did, you don’t get to chime in about anything anymore. Think about it. Think about everyone you know. If any of them had fucked up that badly, wouldn’t they feel like a total piece of shit for […]
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So THIS is what it felt like in Tuscany, in the late 300s–early 400s, with the barbarians at the gates and weeds growing in Hadrian’s wall. All empires, having risen, eventually fall. Take Great Britain; total badasses for several hundred years then all their European wars and failed colonies finally take them down a notch or […]
This is primo comedy. A chisel-faced beauty contestant – “Miss Louisiana” – Brittany Guidry was asked to weigh in on the exchange of five Taliban detainees for Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl during the question-and-answer portion of Sunday’s Miss USA Pageant. “The U.S. policy is to leave no solider behind. Do you think it’s fair to […]
This is why America can’t have nice things, and why we don’t deserve them. Bowe Bergdahl is from Hailey, Idaho, population 8,000. In a show of small town solidarity and patriotism and love of our Troops, the good people of Hailey have held a “Bring Bowe Back” rally every June. Now, if Bowe Bergdahl had […]
Four members of the Wal-mart Walton family are collectively worth more than $140 billion— more wealth than the entire bottom 40% of Americans. That’s right, four members of the Walton family have a combined wealth of $140 billion. They are the richest family in the world. They are the new Rockefellers, the modern synonym for “vast […]
. . . . How times have changed! When Obama sold missiles to Iran and gave the money to the Muslim Brotherhood, Congress threatened impeachment. WAIT! I got that wrong. They want to impeach Obama for not implementing Obamacare fast enough. Or for advocating immigration reform. Or for writing the Benghazi talking point. High […]
What if those armed asshats trolling the stores and fast food joints were black? Starring Omar from The Wire
Hey, fellers, let’s all gather at Home Town Buffet tonight to demonstrate our privilege to drive! Hang your license plate around your neck and have your drivers license, registration and insurance card prominently displayed on your dash! We’ll drive around fer hours and hand out the state DMV drivers test booklets! .
this little fellar has taken up residence in our backyard. a quick google search verifies that it is a bobcat. bobby the bobcat we call him/her.