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in a rare lack of failure…

by kara on February 3, 2015

  The Cosmos Animation Team took home the Annie Award for Best Special Program at the 42nd Annual Annie Award at Royce Hall Saturday night, beating out powerhouses DreamWorks Animation, Universal Television and Pixar Animation Studios. complete list of winners here Kara Vallow, Brent Woods, Andrew Brandou and Lucas Gray

No. Just no.

by kara on January 29, 2015

from the bowels of Gwyneth Paltrow’s blog   TIKKUN SPA GOOP Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies. So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get […]

The Paris Muslim/Kosher Supermarket Hero

by kara on January 10, 2015

reposted from guardian A man who hid a group of shoppers, one with a baby, in a basement cold storage room at the Hyper Cacher supermarket to shield them from the gunman has been hailed a hero. Lassana Bathily, 24, a Muslim shop assistant originally from Mali, in west Africa, was praised for risking his […]

by kara on January 10, 2015

by kara on January 1, 2015

IN 2014, Barack Hussein Obama took literally ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND vacation days, on top of the Dome of the Rock, and in Mecca, where he whiled away his days in luau costume, making poi from the blood of the children of Republican donors. He signed 3500 bills into law using a secret magic pen and without reading […]

by kara on December 28, 2014

I always picture him sleeping upside down, like a bat.

by kara on December 24, 2014

“There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say,’ returned the nephew. ‘Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round -apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if […]

Brotherly Love

by kara on December 23, 2014

  Live from Post Racial Americam,  we have this delightful little holiday song about “Dead, dead Michael Brown, Baddest thug in the whole damn town,” which was performed at an Elks Lodge in Glendale, California, following a charity golf event on Dec. 15, according to TMZ. The dinner was organized by former LAPD officer Joe Myers, […]

My life in a box.

by kara on December 23, 2014

In my mom’s basement I found a rubbermaid tub labeled “Kara/Phillies”. Here are the contents:  

The Whore on Christmas

by kara on December 22, 2014

“Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored,” Palin said in a statement released through her publisher. “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will […]