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A mother I know just said that her argument against vaccinating her snowflakes was, I kid you not, that those diseases aren’t so dangerous anymore: “because modern medicine can work wonders”. I have a do-not-engage policy on the topic amongst friends, but that one almost drew me back in with the sheer gravitational power of […]
Pointy toe boots Not just foot pinching, just plain ugly. Give me a rounded toe or give me death. Crew Neck T-Shirts Surrender the neck. Bat Wings Tight over hips & bust, billowed over waist, sleeves adding bulk in the most unflattering way. […]
Barry Obama has dealt with more ignorant bullshit racist backlash than any politician in history. He should get to do or say anything he wants to outrage the assholes — drink Colt 45 from a brown paper bag, grow pot in the White House garden, put a stripper pole in the Oval Office, drive around […]
Growing up in crappy Ambler, PA, my brother and I begged our dad to take us to Toner Beef & Ale, a local tavern. Toner’s Beef & Ale, according to the article was bought in 1963 for $28,000. It was recently razed to make way for a bank. Too many Banks, too many drug stores, […]
Young Assholes: there are cameras everywhere now, and they record all of the asshole things assholes like you once did in private. And the intertubes will spread images of your assholishness far and wide for all the world to see. And, yes, there ARE consequences for being an asshole. You may not like those consequences. […]