Pointy toe boots
Not just foot pinching, just plain ugly. Give me a rounded toe or give me death.
Crew Neck T-Shirts
Surrender the neck.
Bat Wings
Tight over hips & bust, billowed over waist, sleeves adding bulk in the most unflattering way.
Pleated Dress Pants
Specifically designed to protect against sexual harassment in the office, these atrocities are birth control in the office. Pleated khakis are a dust-colored middle ground guaranteed to obscure the human form, and ward off any troublesome office romances. Besides, they make even those with the flattest butts look like they pooped their pants.
Thick Polo Shirts
Like a disgusting thick shield of body armor.