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A modest proposal: a mandatory minimum of 5 years in the federal pen, including FEMA camps with vegetable and fruit picking chain gangs, and a 200% tax on all wages paid by anyone employing an undocumented immigrant. Let’s see who is really ripping off the country. The Chamber of Commerce types like having undocumented immigrants […]
Location: Lubbok Walmart/FEMA Detention Center Day #1 Jim-Bob tried to exscape when they said we all had to have the Obamacare, but his hoverround ran out of juice in the sporting goods aisle so they handed him over for them ISIS fellows to watch. Now if he don’t switch to MUSLIN, they gonna chop his […]
Polaroid shot of my brother and me, in his patriotic themed bedroom and all the stuffed animals we owned. photo credit – our big sister
June 23, 2015, will go down as the day America’s corporate overlords realized products bearing the symbol of the Confederate battle flag are not cool. I was on vacation on California’s central coast when the flags quietly seceded from poles and license plates and Amazon from sea to shining sea. The problem is, I had […]
As stupid as they are, most Confederate memorials strike a solemn, stately tone, incorporating elements of classical Greek sculpture to honor historical figures and capture the magnitude of human loss during the Civil War. All but one. In a timely manner, Americans have formed a consensus that the war banner of loser secessionist is a […]
Are the gas masks because St. Louis has chemical weapons? Because they certainly are not effective at combating chemtrails. I mean, it doesn’t really help that so many military guys straight from combat are signing up for police work after their tours are over. You’re in America now. Stop directing traffic like you’re still in […]
(Clarence Thomas, while picking a pubic hair from his Coke can, his dignity as intact as ever.) This is a real paragraph written by a real Supreme Court justice who has real power over the lives of Americans. The logical extension of this mind-bending, utterly immoral, Orwellian argument: “Jewish people in Europe during the late […]