(Clarence Thomas, while picking a pubic hair from his Coke can, his dignity as intact as ever.)
This is a real paragraph written by a real Supreme Court justice who has real power over the lives of Americans. The logical extension of this mind-bending, utterly immoral, Orwellian argument: “Jewish people in Europe during the late 30’s and 40’s weren’t deprived of liberty or dignity by the events of the Holocaust.” This opinion is so nonsensical that it could have been assembled from a word jumble. He’s against equal rights for gays because of ‘dignity’? He might as well have substituted the word ‘dignity’ with “Baloney Samwich” in his opinion and it would have made as much sense. With his opinion in the ACA case and this Bizarro-universe missive, I think we need to stop pretending that Clarence Thomas is anything other than a dangerous, mentally ill reprobate that needs to be removed from the highest court in the land.