The Teevee AD I’d like to see.

by kara on May 2, 2012

OPEN ON:

Footage from 9/11/2001 of the planes crashing into the WTC, the towers collapsing and New Yorkers running in horror, the smoldering Pentagon and of the Flight 93 crash site in Pennsylvania.

CUT TO:

Creepy raw footage of Osama bin Laden taking credit for the 9/11 attacks and declaring that Al Qaeda was plotting more deadly attacks against Americans.

CUT TO:

Black screen with a word crawl and voice over.

“On September 11th 2001 America suffered the worst attack in its history. 3,000 Ameicans died that day at the hands of Al Qaeda terrorists led by Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden then vowed to kill more Americans in terrorist attacks”.

CUT TO:

Mittens (with dog strapped to his head) saying:

“It’s not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.”

CUT TO:

word crawl:

“If Governor Romney doesn’t think it’s worth “moving heaven and earth” and spending billions of dollars to take out the guy who killed 3,000 Americans, and who was planning to kill more, then perhaps he can tell us when it would be appropriate?How many Americans would have to die in terrorist attacks under a Romney administration before Mitt Romney would take action”?

Music swells and CUT TO

Obama announcing, curtly, that bin Laden is dead, walks off.

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