{"id":9587,"date":"2011-11-27T19:22:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T03:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=9587"},"modified":"2011-11-27T19:22:08","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T03:22:08","slug":"the-great-walmart-waffle-iron-riot-of-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=9587","title":{"rendered":"The Great Walmart Waffle Iron Riot of 2011."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/youtu.be\/jYeDRKB1RXw<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9589\" title=\"buttcrack\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/buttcrack.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(fyi Ms. Five Waffle Iron McButtcrack: there&#8217;s a blue light special over in &#8220;belts&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>for shame.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/youtu.be\/jYeDRKB1RXw (fyi Ms. Five Waffle Iron McButtcrack: there&#8217;s a blue light special over in &#8220;belts&#8221;) for shame.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[995,994,993,991,992],"class_list":["post-9587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-black-friday-2011","tag-black-friday-hysteria","tag-waffle-iron-riot","tag-walmart-black-friday","tag-walmart-waffle-iron"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9587"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9594,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9587\/revisions\/9594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}