{"id":7294,"date":"2011-08-11T11:29:57","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T19:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=7294"},"modified":"2011-09-12T15:12:43","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T23:12:43","slug":"heretic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=7294","title":{"rendered":"Heretic!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7295\" title=\"mitt_mit_fudge\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/mitt_mit_fudge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"268\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Mittens, \u00a0you can&#8217;t win! The Fundamentalists that are running your party will not vote for a heretic in magic underpants who believes in a polygamous heaven you have to earn your way into by running up your actuarially tabulated Good Deeds score while alive.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure their Messiah will appear any day now, and it ain&#8217;t you.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Mittens, \u00a0you can&#8217;t win! The Fundamentalists that are running your party will not vote for a heretic in magic underpants who believes in a polygamous heaven you have to earn your way into by running up your actuarially tabulated Good Deeds score while alive. I&#8217;m sure their Messiah will appear any day now, and [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[767,766,764,768,769,765],"class_list":["post-7294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-soapbox","tag-mitt-romney-fundamentalists","tag-mitt-romney-heretic","tag-mitt-romney-mormon","tag-mitt-romney-president","tag-mitt-romney-republican-votes","tag-mitt-romney-underpants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7294"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7299,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7294\/revisions\/7299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}