{"id":6513,"date":"2011-07-08T08:25:52","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T16:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=6513"},"modified":"2011-07-09T09:18:45","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T17:18:45","slug":"is-it-too-soon-to-wear-this-ironically","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=6513","title":{"rendered":"Is it Too Soon to Wear This Ironically?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6525\" title=\"TeaPartyFourthOfJuly\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/TeaPartyFourthOfJuly1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"542\" \/><\/p>\n<p>AH, DE FORF OF JULY, the day when all the awful red state, racist slobs don their holiday best, their \u201cwarding off the neegrows and the Mooslums\u201d finery in honor of Jesus, Hitler and Thomas Jefferson. In what might be the most intellectually honest thing ever put forth by their ilk, a dude in Kenfucky hocked t-shirts proclaiming, &#8220;Yup, I&#8217;m a racist!&#8221; and brown \u201cINFIDEL\u201d versions declaring, &#8220;Everything I Need to Know About Islam I Learned on 9\/11!&#8221;, which is why they are calling themselves \u201cinfidels&#8221;,&#8230;for irony (I mean, I&#8217;ll playfully call myself an &#8220;infidel&#8221;, being that I&#8217;m a non-believing, heretic &#8212; but I&#8217;m just not a raging asshole about it).\u00a0This photo works on so many levels. It&#8217;s so heavy meta it deserves a Pulitzer prize. His raging, sun-crisped face that gives new meaning to the term &#8220;redneck&#8221;, the customer&#8217;s fat rumps, the booth\u00a0&#8211; that FOR SOME UNIMAGINABLE REEASON &#8211; screams FOX NEWS and TEA PARTY&#8230; \u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6516\" title=\"yupimadouchebag\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/yupimadouchebag.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"148\" height=\"239\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Someone really ought to do a documentary about this guy. He\u2019s such a one-man symbol of Democracy in America today. He is a one-man example of\u00a0how deeply the need for Planned Parenthood is in places like Kentucky, because the country can not afford more ungelded tragedies like this freak, selling XXXXL apparel to like-minded primordial sloth who want to honor the founding of America dressed like wideload, hobo Klansmen.<\/p>\n<div id=\"IDCommentTop169969706\">\n<div id=\"IDComment-CommentText169969706\">On the first day, God gaveth stupid people mouths and t-shirts, so that he wouldn&#8217;t have to put bells and warning lights on then.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; AH, DE FORF OF JULY, the day when all the awful red state, racist slobs don their holiday best, their \u201cwarding off the neegrows and the Mooslums\u201d finery in honor of Jesus, Hitler and Thomas Jefferson. 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