{"id":6182,"date":"2011-06-27T15:32:43","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T23:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=6182"},"modified":"2011-07-01T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-01T19:07:00","slug":"gort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=6182","title":{"rendered":"GORT! (dissecting Michele Bachmann&#8217;s silver suit)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6205 alignleft\" title=\"Gort-1\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Gort-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"186\" height=\"415\" \/><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6198 alignleft\" title=\"silversuit2\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/silversuit21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Getting ready for work this morning, I froze frame on Michele Bachmann&#8217;s press conference, not to listen to anything she had to say, but because her power suit was so weird.\u00a0Over-constructed of some sort of metallic, Buck Rogersian, adipose tissue, the suit is &#8220;puffy&#8221;. The collars and pockets appear &#8220;faux&#8221;, almost trompe-l&#8217;oeil.\u00a0A triple-strand pearl necklace is obscured by another piece of shiny silver poof, and it&#8217;s not clear whether it&#8217;s part of the <em>suit itself<\/em> or if it&#8217;s an additional, unrelated top piece jutting out, erupting from <em>under<\/em> the suit jacket. Is it bulletproof? Is it one complete piece that you blow up like an air mattress or an airline flotation device? Who knows. As usual, the tea jesus princess topped off her chimeric look with an abominable pair of girly kitten-heel mules, the patriotess&#8217; unfortunate style penchant.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6201\" title=\"tinman\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/tinman2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"283\" height=\"638\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6186 alignleft\" title=\"bigshinysuit\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/bigshinysuit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"646\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[604,605,603,601,602],"class_list":["post-6182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-soapbox","tag-gort","tag-gort-michele-bachmann","tag-michele-bachmann-metallic-suit","tag-michele-bachmann-silver-suit","tag-michele-bachmann-tinman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6182"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6218,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6182\/revisions\/6218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}