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<\/a>This is the dress, Marcia’s dress for the school dance.<\/p>\nI was pretty obsessed with the dress. The dress was white lace with black buttons, a short black skirt and a hot pink sash. The color combo was very modern millie. I had never seen anything like it, it was dreamy and mod. I knew I Marci is too preoccupied with her braces, and how her date Alan is going to react to her braces, to focus on how lucky she is to have this dress. I have thought about this dress for 30 years. At any point, I could whip out a pad and a pencil and do a police artist sketch of the dress at any time.<\/p>\n Some day, I am going to hire a seamstress to recreate the dress and wear it to a big Hollywood event. I’ll be the prettiest girl there. I’ll look “like a dream.”<\/p>\n Just like Marcia.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A Quick Preamble to The Dress:<\/span><\/p>\n Marcia gets braces and the whole family goes berserk.<\/p>\n<\/a> would never have a dress like that.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>Dad calls a family meeting about Marcia’s braces.<\/p>\n<\/a>Cindy is instructed to ignore Marcia’s braces.<\/p>\n<\/a>How much is Marcia expected to take?<\/p>\nOkay, on to the dress!<\/h2>\n
<\/a>This is the store that sold Marcia the dress.<\/p>\n<\/a>Alice is in charge of altering the dress while Marcia complains about her braces and wallows in self pity.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>“How will Allan possibly want to dance with me with these braces”? (and my intolerable personality)?<\/p>\n<\/a>Oh, Alice, how COULD you understand? (You’re a maid).<\/p>\n<\/a>Poor Alice.<\/p>\n<\/a>Jan think the dress is divine, but it isn’t enough for Marcia.<\/p>\n<\/a>Marcia goes berserk on Alan, her really cute date for the dance.<\/p>\n<\/a>Oh my God she’s a psycho!!<\/p>\n<\/a>Marcia’s not comforted by the fact that Alice <\/em>had braces. Why? Because Alice is an old maid of course<\/p>\n<\/a>Finally, Alice decides to return the damn dress. Somehow, she is permitted to even after all that hemming.<\/p>\n<\/a>Marcia has a full-on mental breakdown over her braces.<\/p>\n<\/a>Alice checking out and sizing up the grocery delivery boy as a substitute for Alan…or Sam<\/p>\n<\/a>“Ten bucks to take Marcia to the dance, big guy. You know how many pots I have to scrub for ten dollars”?<\/p>\n<\/a>Gee whiz, ten dollars?! Thanks, Mammy!<\/p>\n<\/a>The male prostitutes.<\/p>\n<\/a>Is it just me or did Alice’s guy suddenly get really cute?<\/p>\n<\/a>Smug Marcia before learning 2 family members and the family maid paid these guys to be there.<\/p>\n<\/a>“How much are they paying you”?<\/p>\n<\/a>The dance is a GO! Marcia, the braces, please.<\/p>\n<\/a>Outta the way, I gotta get that fucking dress back!<\/p>\n<\/a>Shut up, maid-lady. I am not interested in anything you have to say.<\/p>\n<\/a>“She’s going to look like a dream!”<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>Marcia, the braces.<\/p>\n<\/a>Alan you dreamboat.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>Do not to open your mouth and ruin everything.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>Whatthe? Can you say “something suddenly came up”?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>The Brady family acts customarily weird, oogling Marcia and Alan’s every move.<\/p>\n