{"id":35215,"date":"2018-02-20T16:15:05","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T00:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35215"},"modified":"2018-02-26T17:00:41","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T01:00:41","slug":"the-50-shadesilization-of-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35215","title":{"rendered":"The 50 Shadesilization of Everything."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9OuAYxDOvwM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Cold War Olympic gold medalists skating for the USSR, Natalia Bestemianova &amp; Andre Bukin <em>brought it <\/em>at the 1995 Legends Pro Figure Skating Competition. Bukin is of course Rasputin; it seems Natalia plays Tsarevich Alexei.\u00a0It really has it all, from crucifixes to mortar fire to hemophilia, gunshots and the re-enactment of the revolution (the execution of the Romanovs? No Canadian 50 Shades of Moulin Rouge\/Roxanne for these two!<\/p>\n<p>What was up with all the pearl clutching about the siblings? They are athletes like everybody else. I guess I missed the part about ice dancing being, not an athletic event, but a live sex show.<\/p>\n<p>At this year&#8217;s ice dancing final in the Olympics, the lyrical, elegant French team, Papadakis and Cizeron, danced to Beethoven&#8217;s Moonlight Sonata, while tacky Canadians Moir and Virtue gyrated and gesticulated to The Police pop hit about a prostitute. Even\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thestar.com\/sports\/skating\/2018\/01\/13\/virtue-and-moir-heating-up-for-the-olympics.html\">The Canadian Press was scandalized \u00a0<\/a>by the couple&#8217;s bawdy moves. Ultimately, nobody cares. We&#8217;re all soulless and brain dead from too much hyped up sex and sensationalism. The 5o Shades of ice dancing won the gold. Even the Olympics has turned to cheesy porn maneuvers in the hunt for GOLD.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-35221\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-and-scott--1024x683.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-and-scott--1024x683.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-and-scott--300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-and-scott--768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-and-scott-.jpeg 1296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35222\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/nintchdbpict000384534415-e1518471212440.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"392\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/nintchdbpict000384534415-e1518471212440.jpg 609w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/nintchdbpict000384534415-e1518471212440-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 392px) 100vw, 392px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35223\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/920x920.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"528\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/920x920.jpg 920w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/920x920-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/920x920-768x507.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35224\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-virtue-scott-moir.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"523\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-virtue-scott-moir.jpg 804w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-virtue-scott-moir-300x191.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tessa-virtue-scott-moir-768x490.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35225\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INLINE_TessaScott.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"546\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INLINE_TessaScott.jpg 818w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INLINE_TessaScott-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/INLINE_TessaScott-768x563.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 546px) 100vw, 546px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>NO, they are not in &#8220;love&#8221;. They aren&#8217;t even dating. They have to be coy about that fact because judges, as well as the salivating cretins in America, need this sport to be an on-ice pornography.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cold War Olympic gold medalists skating for the USSR, Natalia Bestemianova &amp; Andre Bukin brought it at the 1995 Legends Pro Figure Skating Competition. 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