{"id":35149,"date":"2017-06-22T00:31:17","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T08:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35149"},"modified":"2018-02-26T17:03:58","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T01:03:58","slug":"my-miss-nancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35149","title":{"rendered":"My Miss Nancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is no secret that we at Teen Sleuth Incorporated love Nancy Pelosi very muchNancy\u00a0Pelosi has always been in my top list of politicians that have <strong>ZERO FUCKS TO GIVE<\/strong>. Even when the house flipped she still was trying to rag doll the GOP like a pit bull.\u00a0Nancy Pelosi is a badass liberal California womyn who drives Republicans up the god-dang wall, and also she knows how to whip the vote real good-like.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35158\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/nancy-pelosi-john-boehner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/nancy-pelosi-john-boehner.jpg 590w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/nancy-pelosi-john-boehner-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember when drunk old John Boehner turned 65-drunk-ass-years-old, and Nancy Pelosi tweetered him a birthday greeting abut \u201cHAHA U R ON MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY NOW\u201d? It\u2019s funny because Republicans like Boehner are always trying to kill those things!\u00a0Oh and remember when Nancy \u201ccelebrated\u201d Paul Ryan\u2019s return to Congress in 2012, by making a special video of a bunch of times Ryan\u00a0made words stupid with his purty mouth?And when she chuckle-snorted about Ryan being a stone-cold weenus who\u2019s too scared to answer questions about big mean tiny-pawed Donald TrumP. Well played, ma\u2019am, WELL PLAYED.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35155\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/nancygavel.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"523\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/nancygavel.png 492w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/nancygavel-300x184.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 523px) 100vw, 523px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Despite incessant \u00a0attempts to malign her during her tenure as Speaker of the House, Nancy was arguably the most effective person in that post in U.S. history, with an\u00a0extraordinary set of accomplishments over a brief period of time.<\/p>\n<p>Pelosi faced a House so divided along party lines that she couldn\u2019t count on a single Republican vote for legislation\u2013which means that she had to wrangle fellow Democrats to demonstrate a discipline and unity they have not been famous for. Out of that unity emerged a record of public policy triumphs unmatched since the Great Society legislation of the 1960s:<\/p>\n<p>Health-care reform. Financial reform. Ethics reform.<\/p>\n<p>A $787 billion stimulus.<\/p>\n<p>The Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. A minimum wage increase. Student aid. Extending health coverage to 11 million children.<\/p>\n<p>The repeal of Don\u2019t Ask, Don\u2019t Tell.<\/p>\n<p>All of this legislation was very important to women and reflected Pelosi\u2019s feminist values. \u201cShe is for women\u2019s rights unequivocally,\u201d says Eleanor Smeal, president of the Feminist Majority Foundation (and publisher of <em>Ms.<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Rep. Jan Schakowsky describes her as \u201cabsolutely the strongest, most disciplined and focused person I\u2019ve ever met.\u201d\u00a0Pelosi\u2019s still got the platform, the guts and the smarts to keep the accomplishments of her tenure from being dismantled. Knowing how she stood up to withering attacks and seemingly insurmountable political odds, we\u2019re placing bets on her.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35156\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/images.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"367\" height=\"206\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Recently, Donald Trump called Ms. Nancy &#8220;incompetent&#8221;. Let&#8217;s see<\/p>\n<div class=\"td-a-rec td-a-rec-id-content_inline \">\n<ul>\n<li>Nancy Pelosi led her caucus to vote 60 times to repeal Obamacare, and then when she actually had a president who wouldn\u2019t veto an Obamacare repeal \u2026 could no longer get her caucus to repeal Obamacare.<\/li>\n<li>Nancy Pelosi promised a bill to replace Obamacare for seven years and still doesn\u2019t have a bill to replace Obamacare.<\/li>\n<li>Nancy Pelosi couldn\u2019t talk her own caucus down from shutting down the government, over Obamacare.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>JUST KIDDING! Those incompetent people were all either Paul Ryan or John Boehner, NOT NANCY PELOSI. But sure, let\u2019s blame Pelosi for the fact that Democrats are FOR SURE about to go the way of the Whigs, and don\u2019t in fact have millions more voters in the country than Republicans do, because it\u2019s mos def her fault the state legislatures in 2010 all gerrymandered the fuck out of their Congressional districts so that millions more votes translated to hundreds fewer House seats.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35153\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/stacked-gop.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"588\" height=\"569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/stacked-gop.png 630w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/stacked-gop-300x290.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 588px) 100vw, 588px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>AND YET, over in the twittersphere, there continues a perverse power play by the Berniecrat wing of the Democratic Party to marginalize Dame Kamala Harris, Hillz (who isn&#8217;t even running for anything), and My Miss Nancy. Inexplicably, they are using John Ossoff&#8217;s loss as the reason Nancy Pelosi has to go (why, out of all factors involved it&#8217;s her fault is a goddamn mystery). So, evidently Nancy Pelosi the reason Ossof lost. Because reasons.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s because of how the Republicans have demonized her, so it&#8217;s best to just get rid of her, (as they surely won&#8217;t just demonize someone else).<\/p>\n<p>Maybe because if\u00a0they don&#8217;t blame her they&#8217;ll have to take a good hard look at Bernie.<\/p>\n<p>I keep asking them which one of Bernie&#8217;s picks has done as well as John Ossoff, I&#8217;ll let you know when one of them answers. \u00a0I&#8217;m sure it will be any minute now.<\/p>\n<p>The bros do not like strong women. Lizzy W was always their &#8216;one black friend&#8217; inoculation until she betrayed them by not shitting on Hillary in 2016 , when they turned on her like a pack of rabid hyenas. It&#8217;s all part of wresting control of the party for one Bernie Sanders &#8211; they&#8217;re not interested in sharing power or ideas or a platform, much like extreme members of that other political party we keep complaining about.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheYoungTurks\/videos\/10154170089884205\/?video_source=pages_finch_main_video\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fake lefties<\/a> who have demanded Nancy Pelosi step down, while also taking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/blogs\/media\/2014\/04\/buddy-roemer-firm-invests-4-million-in-young-turks-network-186934\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$4 million investments from Republicans,<\/a> but, you know, it\u2019s everyone else who\u2019s corrupted by money, not them. Seriously, FUCK THE YOUNG TURKS.<\/p>\n<p>The ladies are done with your shit, gentlemen. Sit down. TEEN SLEUTH OUT.<\/p>\n<p><em>Teen Sleuth did not get $4 million from A SINGLE Republican, AND zero ads.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"post-body-inner\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"post-body-inner\"><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is no secret that we at Teen Sleuth Incorporated love Nancy Pelosi very muchNancy\u00a0Pelosi has always been in my top list of politicians that have ZERO FUCKS TO GIVE. 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