{"id":35082,"date":"2017-03-22T12:39:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-22T20:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35082"},"modified":"2017-03-29T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2017-03-29T19:12:07","slug":"its-schlagobers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35082","title":{"rendered":"IT&#8217;S SCHLAGOBERS!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was born with 2 giant sweet teeth sticking out of my head. I have such life long \u00a0sugar addiction that for the past 2 months, I have been on a strict sugar blackout. Not a bit of sweetmeat has entered my system. Thus was my state when I went to see a new ballet called &#8220;Whipped Cream&#8221;, involving a decadent\u00a0Viennese pastry shop, dancing sweets, and \u00a0a revolution by the lower pastry orders.<\/p>\n<p>The original Whipped Cream ballet was called \u201cSchlagobers\u201d, and was a resounding failure at its June 1924 premiere. According to Wayne Heisler, the author of \u201cThe Ballet Collaborations of Richard Strauss&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35096 \" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/81wgGpTUrIL._SL1500_-1019x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/81wgGpTUrIL._SL1500_-1019x1024.jpg 1019w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/81wgGpTUrIL._SL1500_-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/81wgGpTUrIL._SL1500_-298x300.jpg 298w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/81wgGpTUrIL._SL1500_-768x772.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/81wgGpTUrIL._SL1500_.jpg 1361w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u201cVienna was in a time of economic crisis, and the ballet cost a fortune and was seen as frivolous&#8221;. \u201cThe score is, in some ways, a great one, Strauss\u2019s masterpiece of high and low art. It\u2019s really honest in that the spectacular aspect of it is not framed as high art or something transcendent.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The whimsical story follows\u00a0a boy with an over active sweet tooth\u00a0who, following his first communion, \u00a0joins his friends at a sweetshop, eats too much whipped cream (who here hasn&#8217;t stood by the refrigerator door squirting Reddi-Whip into our moths?), falls ill, and has a grand adventure in a land of sweets, not unlike The Nutcracker.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Schlagobers had political undertones, with a subtext that involved conflict between the proletariat and the royal class. This is understandable with what was going on in the world in 1924.\u00a0Images from the original production:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35086 \" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/strauss_kandierte-f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/strauss_kandierte-f.jpg 382w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/strauss_kandierte-f-229x300.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35087\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/c30fafce6beda2809d3399d0946be85d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"311\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/c30fafce6beda2809d3399d0946be85d.jpg 500w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/c30fafce6beda2809d3399d0946be85d-218x300.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35097\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-1.jpg 496w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-1-300x181.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35098\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-630x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-630x1024.jpg 630w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-185x300.jpg 185w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600-768x1249.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/s-l1600.jpg 984w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alexei Ratmansky, former\u00a0artistic director of the Bolshoi Ballet and current American Ballet Theatre\u2019s\u00a0resident choreographer discovered the almost unknown, dusty old Strauss score music by chance in the early 1990s, at a record shop Japan soon after he and his wife, Tatiana Kilivniuk, had left Kiev for Canada.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cAt the time, food was scarce in the Ukraine, you could buy nothing, and suddenly there was all this stuff. Tatiana loves whipped cream and would run to the stores to buy those cans you can squirt. After I found the music, I did a little extract for a choreography workshop where I was the whipped cream and she was a little boy, eating it&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Mark Ryden, an art-world star from my hood of Eagle Rock, \u00a0did the drop-dead, gasp-inciting scenic and costume designs.\u00a0The five major set pieces\u2014 outside a village church, a Viennese pastry shop, a whipped cream dreamscape, a hospital room and a Viennese plaza \u2014 are devastatingly, almost overwhelmingly stupendous and lavishly detailed,realistic and fanciful.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35111\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/56010-wcscene2gs-american-ballet-theatre-whipped-cream-scene-from-whipped-cream-photo-gene-schiavone-1--1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"799\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/56010-wcscene2gs-american-ballet-theatre-whipped-cream-scene-from-whipped-cream-photo-gene-schiavone-1--1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/56010-wcscene2gs-american-ballet-theatre-whipped-cream-scene-from-whipped-cream-photo-gene-schiavone-1--300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/56010-wcscene2gs-american-ballet-theatre-whipped-cream-scene-from-whipped-cream-photo-gene-schiavone-1--768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 799px) 100vw, 799px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35105\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17126798_1876656192613446_8780822321821646848_n-820x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17126798_1876656192613446_8780822321821646848_n-820x1024.jpg 820w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17126798_1876656192613446_8780822321821646848_n-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17126798_1876656192613446_8780822321821646848_n-768x959.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/17126798_1876656192613446_8780822321821646848_n.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The chimeric parade of fanciful characters include a huge \u00a0furry pink and white bear, a long-necked Seuss-like pink polka-fotted Piggy thingy and a peppermint snake that slithers across the stage. The princess arrives atop an oversized dog with\u00a0huge eyes and ears followed by a woman in a gown of cherries.<\/p>\n<p>All my favorite things come alive:\u00a0quartets of marzipan (I bleed marzipan), sugar plums, pink peppermints, gingerbread men and the titular dancing Whipped Cream &#8211; a corps de ballet of 16 frothy women.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a walking parfait, a cherries jubilee, and four adorable children dressed as cupcakes. There\u2019s a fluffy white pony &#8211; played by 2 dancers &#8211; with pink bows in its mane pulling a pink carriage, a gaggle of cupcake children, \u00a0and a giant snow yak. Let&#8217;s hope the stuffie line is in the works.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35120\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sarah_Lane_is_Princess_Praline_with_Daniil_Simkin_as_the_Boy_Photo_Ruven_Afanador-902x700-800x621.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"669\" height=\"519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sarah_Lane_is_Princess_Praline_with_Daniil_Simkin_as_the_Boy_Photo_Ruven_Afanador-902x700-800x621.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sarah_Lane_is_Princess_Praline_with_Daniil_Simkin_as_the_Boy_Photo_Ruven_Afanador-902x700-800x621-300x233.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Sarah_Lane_is_Princess_Praline_with_Daniil_Simkin_as_the_Boy_Photo_Ruven_Afanador-902x700-800x621-768x596.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 669px) 100vw, 669px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Beautiful Sarah Lane &#8211; who did all Natalie Portman&#8217;s dancing in Black Swan for which Natalie Portman took all the credit &#8211; \u00a0portrayed Princess Praline, filling in for an injured Misty Copeland.<\/p>\n<p>After making himself sick by shoveling whipped cream into his face, the boy is taken off on a stretcher by an ominous medical man<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35104\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Best-ballet-in-Orange-County.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"591\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Best-ballet-in-Orange-County.jpg 636w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Best-ballet-in-Orange-County-279x300.jpg 279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A hospital room set is a fearsome place with a blinking eyes on the wall.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-35109\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/omx5c3-b88905598z.120170316104334000g8gltm6q.10-1024x680.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"708\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/omx5c3-b88905598z.120170316104334000g8gltm6q.10-1024x680.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/omx5c3-b88905598z.120170316104334000g8gltm6q.10-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/omx5c3-b88905598z.120170316104334000g8gltm6q.10-768x510.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/omx5c3-b88905598z.120170316104334000g8gltm6q.10.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 708px) 100vw, 708px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Boy, is writhing in the hospital, a corps of red cross nurses assault him with gigantic syringes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35088\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Whipped-Cream-ballet-in-Orange-County.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"753\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Whipped-Cream-ballet-in-Orange-County.jpg 900w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Whipped-Cream-ballet-in-Orange-County-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Whipped-Cream-ballet-in-Orange-County-768x614.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 753px) 100vw, 753px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-35093\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/la-1489779391-lrlhi1u0xi-snap-photo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/la-1489779391-lrlhi1u0xi-snap-photo.jpg 750w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/la-1489779391-lrlhi1u0xi-snap-photo-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In one of the highlights of the production, three animated bottles of booze perform a boozy trio of \u00a0Vodka and Brandy and pink champagne.\u00a0The comically sweet liqueurs get the weak-willed doctor and 12 nurses inebriated, enabling the boy&#8217;s escape.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35110\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gs-cream-alexei-agoudine-duncan-lyle-catherine-hurlin-roman-zhurbin-drink_1000.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"781\" height=\"702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gs-cream-alexei-agoudine-duncan-lyle-catherine-hurlin-roman-zhurbin-drink_1000.jpg 973w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gs-cream-alexei-agoudine-duncan-lyle-catherine-hurlin-roman-zhurbin-drink_1000-300x270.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/gs-cream-alexei-agoudine-duncan-lyle-catherine-hurlin-roman-zhurbin-drink_1000-768x691.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 781px) 100vw, 781px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In \u00a0festive finale, the Boy joins the bonbons, becoming the consort to Princess Praline in her domain. Their fantasy world becomes the ballet\u2019s new reality. \u00a0The boy is saved and retreats happily ever after to Princess Praline\u2019s kingdom. The End.<\/p>\n<p>By the end of the ballet, I was so sweet-crazed I thought I was going to die. I opted out of the after-cast-party because it was a large room filled with actual sweets.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-35116\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/img_0898-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"536\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/img_0898-1.jpg 745w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/img_0898-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/img_0898-1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 536px) 100vw, 536px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35094\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WCMarianneRydenSketch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WCMarianneRydenSketch.jpg 576w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/WCMarianneRydenSketch-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35102\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16602300_10154968066725890_7754915408799114827_o-845x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"373\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16602300_10154968066725890_7754915408799114827_o-845x1024.jpg 845w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16602300_10154968066725890_7754915408799114827_o-247x300.jpg 247w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16602300_10154968066725890_7754915408799114827_o-768x931.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16602300_10154968066725890_7754915408799114827_o.jpg 1689w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35121\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16463149_10154944512343926_3290382323131456658_o-950x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16463149_10154944512343926_3290382323131456658_o-950x1024.jpg 950w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16463149_10154944512343926_3290382323131456658_o-278x300.jpg 278w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16463149_10154944512343926_3290382323131456658_o-768x828.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/16463149_10154944512343926_3290382323131456658_o.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-35124\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Gingerbread-Man.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"310\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Gingerbread-Man.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden.jpg 800w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Gingerbread-Man.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Gingerbread-Man.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden-768x960.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35125\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ABT_Whipped_Cream03z2-589x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ABT_Whipped_Cream03z2-589x1024.jpg 589w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ABT_Whipped_Cream03z2-172x300.jpg 172w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/ABT_Whipped_Cream03z2.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-35123\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Niccolo.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden.-433x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Niccolo.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden.-433x1024.jpg 433w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Niccolo.-Sketch-by-Mark-Ryden.-127x300.jpg 127w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-35117\" src=\"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/12WHIPPEDCREAM3-master675.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/12WHIPPEDCREAM3-master675.jpg 675w, https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/12WHIPPEDCREAM3-master675-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sketches by Mark Ryden<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was born with 2 giant sweet teeth sticking out of my head. I have such life long \u00a0sugar addiction that for the past 2 months, I have been on a strict sugar blackout. Not a bit of sweetmeat has entered my system. 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