{"id":35040,"date":"2017-01-31T18:13:12","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T02:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35040"},"modified":"2017-01-31T18:13:22","modified_gmt":"2017-02-01T02:13:22","slug":"11-days-in-dog-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=35040","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s 11 Days in Dog Years?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every morning when my eyes slam open to the world, I think, \u201cwell yesterday was the nadir, and I can\u2019t possibly feel any more helpless, hopeless or angry.\u201d Every day I am proven wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s recap what, in 2 weeks of &#8220;45&#8221;&#8216;s reign, we have learned:<\/p>\n<p>1) 45 rules by alternative facts<\/p>\n<p>2) His first thought upon waking up in the White House was not &#8220;How can I help the American People?&#8221; but &#8220;How can I stop those who dare publish the truth about the crowds at the inauguration?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3) &#8220;45&#8221; governs by asking first &#8220;how will this make me look good?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4) &#8220;45&#8221; is obsessed with his popularity, or, lack thereof<\/p>\n<p>5) In foreign relations, we are a laughing stock in Mexico, and have ceded power to the Chinese in Asia.<\/p>\n<p>6) Republicans no longer care about deficits, executive power, Benhgazi, private email servers, the Constitution, or democracy now that they\u2019re control.<\/p>\n<p>7) Republicans still care about putting the heavy boot on the necks of government on brown people, women, and anyone who cares the truth now that they are in power.<\/p>\n<p>8) Steve Bannon, a Nazi, has been appointed to a permanent position on the Principals Committee of the National Security Council. Meanwhile, 45\u2019s daughter and son-in-law continue to be Jewish.<\/p>\n<p>9) We are hearing a lot of braying about Voter Fraud but now know that 45&#8217;s daughter and idiot son-in-law have committed voter fraud, and apparently, according to 45, didn&#8217;t vote even vote for him.<\/p>\n<p>10) Most major news organizations have to start each morning with &#8220;This is what the president said yesterday, and here are all the lies he told when he said it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>11) After instructing Justice Dept lawyers not to defend 45\u2019s Muslim ban in court, our only Attorney General was told, \u201cyou\u2019re fired\u201d by 45 and now we have no AG (side note: Yates was one of the senior officials who warned Comey that his Oct. letter would violate Justice Dept\u2019s standard operating procedure).<\/p>\n<p>11) We learned that 45 may not be dying of Dysentery or Diabetes or sniffles like a common Hillary, but he is dying of fear of staircases.<\/p>\n<p>12) George W. Bush is starting to look like a passably capable president, and Dick Cheney like only a semi-anti-democratic center of evil.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every morning when my eyes slam open to the world, I think, \u201cwell yesterday was the nadir, and I can\u2019t possibly feel any more helpless, hopeless or angry.\u201d Every day I am proven wrong. 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