{"id":34974,"date":"2017-01-16T16:17:54","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T00:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34974"},"modified":"2017-01-29T13:14:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T21:14:09","slug":"never-has-there-been-an-american-president-this-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34974","title":{"rendered":"Never has there been an American President this Ugly."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"\"Didn’t want to go there, but here we are.<\/p>\n

“Kara\u201d said I. \u201cYou have always bemoaned the objectifying of women and refrained from pointing out men’s appearance. Sure I’ve made a few Chris Christie chubby jokes but qualified it by pointing out that Chris Christie’s figure is the most lovable thing about him. But, neglecting to call Donald Trump ugly is probably blogging malpractice.<\/p>\n

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Talk to non-Americans and you find out that while there is widespread disapproval of Trump\u2019s nationalist, protectionist and racist policies, it is his face that most repels them. Trump is strongly disliked across the world because he is the archetypal \u201cugly American\u201d: obnoxious, uncouth, boastful, materialistic, and duplicitous. \u00a0But he is also just ugly.<\/p>\n

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It’s interesting how powerful, yet repulsive men like Trump and Rush Limbaugh, who are hardly the living embodiment of Praxitelean Greek aesthetic perfection, feel comfortable criticizing the looks of others, especially women. Trump of course knows that he wouldn’t be getting any action without his having been born running from third base to the plate. Limbaugh likely has other, even darker (rent boys) issues, behind his own hatred of women.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump regularly refers to women as fat pigs and slobs. It’s ironic that he said no one would vote for Carly Fiorina because “her face,” when you THIS didn’t stop voters from casting their ballots for THIS:<\/p>\n

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According to DT, Bette Midler is disgusting, Arianna Huffington is a “dog as is Gail Collins, Rosie O’Donnell is a fat disgusting pig, contestants on his stupid show and on his beauty contests were fat and “4s, not 10s” (Trump is used to rating women’s appearance on a scale of 1 – 10. But, tou can’t really rate Trump himself on a scale of 1-10. You would have to bring in imaginary numbers. I’d say he’s about .3i. Or maybe\u00a0more of a negative imaginary irrational . . .\u00a0[ -\u03c0i\u00b3).<\/p>\n

Angelina Jolie is not hot according to Donald, but his own daughter is, and\u00a0Olympic ice skater Katarina Witt has a “bad complexion and is built like a linebacker”. Model Heidi Klum too\u00a0old, gross and not ravishing enough for the shrunken applehead doll vagina mouth. Having a decaying ham sandwich wearing the corpse of a guinea pig on its head declare you no longer stunning must really sting. But don’t feel bad, Heidi! Commander Trump\u00a0has even go so far as to insult his alleged sexual assault victims, saying they are basically too ugly to peak his interest.<\/p>\n

There is a\u00a0Vanity Fair articl<\/a>e from the 1980’s about how supermodel (at the time), Vendela had a major meltdown after being seated next to Trump for 45 minutes. It seems that Trump had spent his entire time with her assaying the \u201ctits\u201d and legs of the other female guests and asking how they measured up to those of other women, including his wife. \u201cHe is,\u201d she told tells Vanity Fair, \u201cthe most vulgar man I have ever met.<\/p>\n

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Show me one candidate who has the dignity of Washington, the intellect of Jefferson, the physical bravery of Jackson, the moral stature of Lincoln, the boldness of either Roosevelt, the charm of Kennedy, the effectiveness of Johnson, the eloquence of Reagan, or the gentlemanly nature of George Herbert Walker Bush. Show me one president who is uglier than Trump.<\/p>\n

The truth is, there is not one president in history who comes even close to Donald Trump in the matter of ugliness.<\/p>\n

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Even our second ugliest president – Richard Nixon – cannot hold a candle to Trump’s unique brand of hideous:<\/p>\n

\"\"Compare him to Obama, Mitt Romney or Marco Rubio, he is downright monstrous! And he’s fat.<\/p>\n

HE’S FAT<\/strong><\/p>\n

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He’s fatter than Taft.<\/p>\n

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Louise Sunshine, who worked for Trump from 1973-1985, told the Washington Post that the billionaire kept a ‘fat picture’ of her in his desk drawer, that he would take out when she did something he didn\u2019t like,\u00a0She said it was \u201ca reminder that I wasn\u2019t perfect” and added that she still remembers it today: \u201cWhen I gain weight, I think of that picture.<\/p>\n

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Donald Trump likes to say that he\u2019s \u201cvery good looking”. Yet, his head is enormous, his bloated, sagging skin is caked in bronze makeup, his pig-eyes encircled by concealer too light for the orange bronzer part. Sunlight often catches the powdery dust of his makeup sitting on his hair yellow eyebrows. He has those revolting liver-lips that he purses into a vagina shape.<\/p>\n

Then there’s the hair –\u00a0disgusting fake hair dyed Clairol Summer Yellow Lemon, looks like \u00a0a brisket left in the Death Valley sun topped with a roadkill rat. The fact that he is\u00a0blonde <\/em>is really a huge\u00a0problem\u00a0. <\/em>He is in his 70’s and rather than go gray like a distinguished gentleman, he is a 70 year old man with yellow hair. It’s disgusting. His disgusting hair is a yellow candy floss cut into a sweep across his\u00a0forehand and hanging down in back into a mullet. <\/em>We have a president who has a fucking mullet.<\/p>\n

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Technically speaking, Trump’s comb-over is the result of a Scalp Reduction- a balloon is placed under the bald spot, inflated, and the follicly challenged tissue excised and removed, then sewn together as one would close the door of a tent.<\/p>\n

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Donald Trump, he owns everything but a mirror.<\/p>\n

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  Didn’t want to go there, but here we are. “Kara\u201d said I. \u201cYou have always bemoaned the objectifying of women and refrained from pointing out men’s appearance. Sure I’ve made a few Chris Christie chubby jokes but qualified it by pointing out that Chris Christie’s figure is the most lovable thing about him. But, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34974"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35039,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34974\/revisions\/35039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}