{"id":34793,"date":"2016-12-19T17:09:21","date_gmt":"2016-12-20T01:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34793"},"modified":"2016-12-19T17:09:21","modified_gmt":"2016-12-20T01:09:21","slug":"trump-presidency-scenarios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34793","title":{"rendered":"Trump Presidency Scenarios"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>BEST CASE:<\/b> Financial meltdown\/sex scandal\/race riots\/financial conflicts of interest lead to societal chaos and impeachment within two years; President Pence then outlaws abortion, homosexuality and masturbation; loses 2020 by a landslide to Elizabeth Warren; Republican brand ruined for generations.<br \/>\n<b>WORST CASE:<\/b> ISIS attacks Times Square with dirty bomb; Trump retaliates with nuclear bombs in Eastern Syria; World leaders express outrage in UN; Trump unleashes Twitter attack, makes fun of dated hairstyle of Chinese UN ambassador; Chinese demand apology; Trump sends 5th Fleet to South China Sea; China drops nuclear bomb on Mar-a-Lago; Trump unleashes entire nuclear arsenal on China; nuclear winter destroys life on earth.<br \/>\n<b>PROBABLE CASE:<\/b> Trump fucks up at every turn but blames Democrats; brain dead middle America concurs; elected to second term.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BEST CASE: Financial meltdown\/sex scandal\/race riots\/financial conflicts of interest lead to societal chaos and impeachment within two years; President Pence then outlaws abortion, homosexuality and masturbation; loses 2020 by a landslide to Elizabeth Warren; Republican brand ruined for generations. WORST CASE: ISIS attacks Times Square with dirty bomb; Trump retaliates with nuclear bombs in Eastern [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34794,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34793\/revisions\/34794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}