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Make some noise ladies, because we did it! We killed the patriarchy! We will ever have to live another day being talked down to, devalued, or raped. NEVER AGAIN.\u00a0Well, haha, no, be we did go get our currency feminized, well sort of. ….still, at least it\u2019s something \u2014 and women are real good at being grateful for the \u201cat least it\u2019s something\u201d crumbs. And we only have to wait another five years for that female funny money, which is nothing compared to how long women had to wait for the right to vote. And the right to have their own bank accounts. Just\u00a0One\u00a0hundred<\/em> years ago, women couldn\u2019t vote.\u00a0Just Fifty years<\/em> ago, women couldn\u2019t have credit cards in their own name. And in this, the year 2016, a mostly male Supreme Court heard arguments about whether the state of Texas, and thus the country, had the right to make it all but impossible for women to receive reproductive healthcare because male legislators consider vaginas inherently icky, and they believe women\u2019s medical decisions are far too important to leave up to women. For their own good, of course.\u00a0I for one am sick TO DEATH of listening whiny jackholes complain about how feminism has ruined manhood by daring to advocate for women to be treated as full-fledged human beings and not underpaid, overworked fetus incubators with no agency over their bodies and their reproductive decisions. If we’ve suffered through the worst year ever so that women will no longer feel like they have to keep silent about abuse, then it is worth the pain.<\/p>\n Also in the year 2016, our first female presidential candidate was accused of being a “witch”\/ Yes, the lid was blown off Hillary Clinton\u2019s involvement with a known child trafficker, thanks to a partnership between Wikileaks and the brave detectives of a rabid pro-Donald Trump group on Reddit. Google hashtag “spirit cooking”.<\/p>\n In the past year, Hillary Pantsuit Clinton travelgated to Whitewater to drown-murder Vince Foster in a menopausal \u00a0rage, with her headband. She killed those embassy officials with her literal vagina, swallowed them up whole, then private-jetted home from Benghazi to lie about four dead Americans, in her secret email server lair to her spirit cooking buddies pals while watching \u201cNurse Jackie\u201d and snacking on the fingers and feet of fetuses. She\u2019s too old, too short, too shrill, she’s been around too long and done too much, and she\u2019s accomplished nothing except marrying well. She is the anti-christ in a pantsuit.<\/p>\n But tomorrow, the aforementioned anti-christ – Madam First Lady Senator Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton Esquire – will make some motherfuckin\u2019 history, y\u2019all. She will be our POTUS and in, like, a landslide.<\/p>\n So can we fucking acknowledge the history of the moment – which we were not allowed to do when she became the first female nominee for a major party (No, Jill Stein does not count), because something something Bernie – \u00a0because HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BIG DEAL. \u00a0And if you don’t think so, well go fuck your life with a rusty tire iron because one of the most revolting things men and white people, and, well, \u00a0straight people \u2014 any fucking powerful, privileged group \u2014 can do is act like it\u2019s somehow unserious to acknowledge that history has, in fact, been made.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Make some noise ladies, because we did it! We killed the patriarchy! We will ever have to live another day being talked down to, devalued, or raped. 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