{"id":34476,"date":"2016-09-21T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T03:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34476"},"modified":"2016-09-21T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T03:29:00","slug":"i-watched-this-new-trump-campaign-video-so-you-dont-have-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/?p=34476","title":{"rendered":"I Watched this new Trump Campaign Video so you Don&#8217;t Have to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k0J_EKmvYZk\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The ad &#8211; \u00a0titled #Heartland4Trump &#8211; is an alarming 8-minutes long and filled with so much bullshit,\u00a0that I quite honestly do not even know where to start.<\/p>\n<p>It opens with a couple of cool guys in camp sitting around. The 2 men are Donald J. Trump, and Mark Geist, self-proclaimed \u201cBenghazi Hero&#8221;, who would like you to know that during <em>his<\/em> childhood he did hunting and fishing and went to church, and has all the traditional family values and feels\u00a0hunting is really, really important political issue. Which it\u2019s not, really, unless you are doing the kind of hunting the Trump boys do \u00a0(quarantining off an elephant for rich douchebags, and then letting you \u201chunt\u201d it so you can pose for a stupid picture), which is off-putting to a lot of people, including many hunters.\u00a0Mark Geist says Trump and his family share our traditional American values. You know, like fucking over contractors and adultery and insulting women and minorities and gold star families all the time, and generally being the worst.\u00a0Ted Nugent talks about American values, which is an interesting choice given that he is a dude who once <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houstonpress.com\/music\/the-five-most-repellent-things-ted-nugent-has-ever-done-6756533\" target=\"_blank\">adopted an underage girl<\/a> in order to have sex with her, and wrote a song about gang-raping a 13-year-old child.\u00a0\u00a0For some reason there is a dude with a $100 bill over his mouth? Huh?<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s all I can write about this particular video as I must go vomit my eyeballs out.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ad &#8211; \u00a0titled #Heartland4Trump &#8211; is an alarming 8-minutes long and filled with so much bullshit,\u00a0that I quite honestly do not even know where to start. It opens with a couple of cool guys in camp sitting around. The 2 men are Donald J. Trump, and Mark Geist, self-proclaimed \u201cBenghazi Hero&#8221;, who would like [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34476"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34485,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34476\/revisions\/34485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teensleuth.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}